mccrane: (KNEES--what did I do)
McCrane ([personal profile] mccrane) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-07-04 07:42 pm

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I might have accidentally started the fireworks early.

[The edges of his plating are singed, and just behind him the very flaming carcass of an automobile is roaring in its death throes.]

Energon, it seems, is not a viable replacement for gasoline. [He is grateful he didn't try consuming it before this test, and even more grateful that he managed to start the vehicle from a distance.]

[Since. Ah. It exploded.]

I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions? Or a way to convert us to a different fuel source?

Or some wash-cloths and soap?
docbot: (Default)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, I can't say they were. And unfortunately, most of my tests involved checking to see if gasoline could be processed by Cybertronians, rather than the other way around...

[ He grits his teeth. ]

But if you give me a little time I can try reversing my calculations to see if we can somehow dilute energon down enough for you to use?
docbot: (strange as what I believe)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-05 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's got a lot more... energy in it. We'd have to do some extreme dilutions in order to make it work. But what to dilute it with ...

[ He starts muttering to himself, looking off screen as if he's been distracted... which he has. By SCIENCE. ]
docbot: (got a semi by the sea)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-05 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Pah. If I could synthesize alcohol, I could synthesize gasoline for you! They're all just different sized chains of hydrocarbons, after all, and given the amount of energon we have, we could easily fuel the reaction. No, the problem here isn't the synthesizing, but with getting the raw materials -- the carbon to work with. [ Siiiigh ] What I wouldn't give for a- a dinosaur or something as a carbon source...


docbot: (not one of us)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-05 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
That... [ Ratchet doesn't even know where that would begin. Or, rather... he does, but ... ] I'd have to investigate your make-up more thoroughly, but if we can find the proper parts, then I could try -- yes, that's a possibility. A definite possibility.

[[ ooc: one that depends on you guys, J-Decker cast! I don't want to step on any toes! ]]
docbot: (ee oh eleven)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-07 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure... theoretically, if you run on gasoline, then you're a combustion engine, and energon does combust. It just does so, ah, much more energetically than your normal fuel. If I can find a way to dilute it down and damp its reaction to the same levels as your gasoline, then we might not need to alter your engine at all. Energon even burns cleaner, so you'd have much less build-up to worry about.
docbot: (hold onto the wings of the angels)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-11 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't apologize for asking for the means to keep you and your partners healthy and alive.

[ He'd pat you on the shoulder if he were there in person. ]

I'll work this out somehow. It might take a bit of doing, but I will. You have my word.

[[ ooc: you just let me know if/when you want Ratchet to finish designing these mods/install them c: ]]
docbot: (got a semi by the sea)

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[personal profile] docbot 2012-07-15 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ratchet starts to salute back out of habit, realizes what he's doing, then finishes the salute anyway, out of respect. ]

I surely will. I'll contact you when I have something, McCrane.

[ He nods, then cuts his video feed, to get to work. ~*Science awaits*~. ]