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I might have accidentally started the fireworks early.

[The edges of his plating are singed, and just behind him the very flaming carcass of an automobile is roaring in its death throes.]

Energon, it seems, is not a viable replacement for gasoline. [He is grateful he didn't try consuming it before this test, and even more grateful that he managed to start the vehicle from a distance.]

[Since. Ah. It exploded.]

I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions? Or a way to convert us to a different fuel source?

Or some wash-cloths and soap?

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[Explosives as a hobby? What kind of weird things are Cybertronians built for?]

You. Explode things. For a hobby?

[He's not judging, really. He's just entirely, entirely perplexed. Shouldn't you enjoy artwork? Or soccer?]

I know how gasoline is made, that hasn't been the problem. The problem is that gasoline is made of fossils, and we are on Cybertron. [He's been told about how likely he is to find a fossil here.]

Wouldn't be much of a Wrecker if I didn't.

[THOSE THINGS ARE FOR GIRLS.]

...Huh. Well, keep lookin' in that junk pile. I'm sure somethin'll pop up.

I'll keep my eye out too. But for right now, I'd put that fire out.

There are more of you who make explosives for fun?

[He can't believe that you are serious.]

...

[Though he does glance back at the fire.] Korra has been in contact with me. She should be arriving soon to fix the situation.

[Especially because there is a lovely couch nearby that looks like it might catch.]

Well, guess I'd be what you'd call the expert in explosives. We're just good at wreckin'.

...

[Wait.]

Thought Korra was only good at startin' fires.

Someone built you specifically for demolitions, then?

[He needs to understand, and that is what makes the most sense to him.]

She seems to be good at both.

[Have video of her turning down the fire on the explosion, as seen a few threads below.] Are you friends with her, also?

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