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I might have accidentally started the fireworks early.

[The edges of his plating are singed, and just behind him the very flaming carcass of an automobile is roaring in its death throes.]

Energon, it seems, is not a viable replacement for gasoline. [He is grateful he didn't try consuming it before this test, and even more grateful that he managed to start the vehicle from a distance.]

[Since. Ah. It exploded.]

I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions? Or a way to convert us to a different fuel source?

Or some wash-cloths and soap?

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Alright.

[Between your rag and Korra's water, he might actually be able to look a bit more normal again.] I will be sure to wash it before it is returned.

[Your optimism is appreciated.]

We do. And we will. But perhaps I'm looking forward to your fireworks more than I expected to.

They'll be nicer than mine.

[He is starting to get what you meant by all that needing a break stuff.]

No big deal if you can't.

[It's not easy being the optimistic one, but he's giving it a shot.]

Heh, and more colorful.

Take a load off when you stop by for the fireworks. I'll, ah. Have some fuel.

[You're doing good, Gunmax. If you'd been Duke, then everyone would have dissolved into serious morbidity long ago. What he wouldn't give to hear Drill Boy and Power Joe arguing...]

It will be something to remember.

[Fuel?]

Did you manage to find some?

[It'd be a freaking black hole of brooding and depression and thinking about what'll happen if they die. Yeah no, he likes Duke, but that'd be a pain to work with.]

...Sure, we'll go with that.