[Video][Transmitting from the Junk Pile]

[mccrane]

I might have accidentally started the fireworks early.

[The edges of his plating are singed, and just behind him the very flaming carcass of an automobile is roaring in its death throes.]

Energon, it seems, is not a viable replacement for gasoline. [He is grateful he didn't try consuming it before this test, and even more grateful that he managed to start the vehicle from a distance.]

[Since. Ah. It exploded.]

I don't suppose anyone has any suggestions? Or a way to convert us to a different fuel source?

Or some wash-cloths and soap?

Comments

[Video]

[mccrane]

[How strange.]

You can't do both?

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Rrgh, I don't need any friends! You Earth bots are just as bad as the humans that built you! Everything is about teamwork and friendship with you people!

Give it a rest!

[Video]

[mccrane]

I didn't realize friendship was so abhorrent to you, I apologize.

[He's boggled.]

You really have never had someone to watch your back?

Re: [Video]

[sparkless]

Listen, I'm only in it for myself. I have to watch my own back.

[Video]

[mccrane]

That is a lot of back to watch.

[He sees those wings, and those shoulders. You're big. This definitely sounded like the Cheiftains, then, with the small exception being that they'd at least had each other.]

I will look for your data-pad. I hope you will find something to entertain yourself with, alone, with in the meantime.