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✘ tf: g1 | springer

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[Hey, there, Haven. You know how what's missing from this place is a helicopter that's actually, you know, nice? Well, here he is.]

Right. So, first order of business always stay together. [A grin.] So who's out there? Roddy? Arcee, babe? Ultra Magnus?

Second order of business. [He'll heft his pistol. ] Anyone wanna help me reload? [Because it's just a matter of time before Quintesson Plot number 7,459 reveals itself and the shooting starts. He wants to be ready.]

And third. I could use a drink. [Like you wouldn't believe.]

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[Slipstream looks so impressed. The attitude on this one with babes, guns, and drinks right off! He's like some action hero in one of those old movies the Detroit theaters play late at night. Something about Mayor Edsel being related to famous actors.]

Nice to see a bot around here with such well-placed values.

[Hey, hey now. Those are good solid priorities ~~c 1986~~.]

My values aren't the only things that are well placed. [Wink. If you get what he's saying. ]

I'm sure the rest of your parts are just as impressive as your jaw. [For emphasis, she runs a talon along her faceplate to her chin. Chins are a big deal to some bots.]

Hey, you don't have to take it on faith. [He's aware that Arcee would slap him for flirting, and he'd deserve it, but hey, it's just harmless words. Besides, what femme doesn't like a little compliment?]

[Ego on this one like Thundercracker, she's thinking. The shutters dilate about her optics, giving a quizzical look.]

You don't say? [Her expression shifts to a smirk. It could be interpreted as flirtatious, but it could be "entertained at the prospect of doing bodily harm".] Sure you could handle that?

[It's not ego if you have the chops to back it up.]

Pretty sure. Unless you've got tentacles or something.

[No, wait, let him think about that.] Eh, that too.

[He doesn't judge.]

Just teasing, though. [Business. Right. ] So, you know where a mech can get his hands on some high grade?

[She'd be facepalming were she telepathic. As is, she's still oddly impressed someone else can be so full of himself.]

It's not that I'm against different appendages- No. [She doesn't have tentacles.] Do you have a hook, or something?

[Melee weaponry is a concern even in professional conduct.]

[Slipstream sighs airily. She's relieved she doesn't have to go out and maim a bot, not that she wouldn't do it graciously at a command.]

I heard there was a rec-center, maybe.

Hey! That's kind of a personal question, don't you think? Names first, at least?

[He has a winch. Does that count?]

Maybe.

Says the one who asked first! [Huff.] Designation: Slipstream. Rank: Sub-commander. What do they call you?

....

Maybe. It might not be finished.

[W-whut. Double standard? ~~it must be the 80s!~~]

Springer, Slipstream. Sorry, no fancy title. [Just. Pure. Badass.]

Well, that's just uncivilized, don't you think?

Nothing to be sorry about. You just have a rank or you don't.

Oilhouse wouldn't be my first priority. But, a bot would think there'd be one by now, even on some kinda new Cybertron.

You know, now that the war's over, rank's really not a big deal.

[Or if you're Springer, rank's never been a big deal.]

So what would be your first?

Right.... [She's not trying to go into that. She knows the war had or has different outcomes in various timestreams. Maybe another time she'll ask about how his ended.]

That's a personal question. What does any sensible bot want to know in a strange place? What kind of gases are explosive in the present atmosphere? Is there some race or federation protecting the planet? Current weather patterns. Natural resources available.

[Because, obviously, those are things completely average bots want to know.]

[To be honest, rank's never been a big deal to Springer. You do your job, you do your best, and that's what matters. And hopefully, at the end, you get the girl.]

[He laughs.] You're a strange femme, you know that? [You have some weird priorities.] Good thinking, though. You know, for a Decepticon. [A wink.]

Oh? That means a lot coming from such a connoisseur. [Not really.]

Hey, I don't know about connoisseur, but I know what I like.

Yeah: Girls, Guns, and Guzzling.

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