wreckandrotors: (hey)
wreckandrotors ([personal profile] wreckandrotors) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-09-22 05:54 pm

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[Hey, there, Haven. You know how what's missing from this place is a helicopter that's actually, you know, nice? Well, here he is.]

Right. So, first order of business always stay together. [A grin.] So who's out there? Roddy? Arcee, babe?  Ultra Magnus?

Second order of business. [He'll heft his pistol. ]  Anyone wanna help me reload?  [Because it's just a matter of time before Quintesson Plot number 7,459 reveals itself and the shooting starts. He wants to be ready.]

And third. I could use a drink. [Like you wouldn't believe.] 
dontasktrix: (trix bitchy)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-22 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slipstream looks so impressed. The attitude on this one with babes, guns, and drinks right off! He's like some action hero in one of those old movies the Detroit theaters play late at night. Something about Mayor Edsel being related to famous actors.]

Nice to see a bot around here with such well-placed values.
dontasktrix: (trix sexy smirk)

[Video] LOL

[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-22 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the rest of your parts are just as impressive as your jaw. [For emphasis, she runs a talon along her faceplate to her chin. Chins are a big deal to some bots.]
dontasktrix: (trix wut?)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-22 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ego on this one like Thundercracker, she's thinking. The shutters dilate about her optics, giving a quizzical look.]

You don't say? [Her expression shifts to a smirk. It could be interpreted as flirtatious, but it could be "entertained at the prospect of doing bodily harm".] Sure you could handle that?
dontasktrix: (trix eh?)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-23 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She'd be facepalming were she telepathic. As is, she's still oddly impressed someone else can be so full of himself.]

It's not that I'm against different appendages- No. [She doesn't have tentacles.] Do you have a hook, or something?

[Melee weaponry is a concern even in professional conduct.]

[Slipstream sighs airily. She's relieved she doesn't have to go out and maim a bot, not that she wouldn't do it graciously at a command.]

I heard there was a rec-center, maybe.
dontasktrix: (trix 3/4)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Says the one who asked first! [Huff.] Designation: Slipstream. Rank: Sub-commander. What do they call you?

....

Maybe. It might not be finished.
dontasktrix: (trix smug)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-23 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing to be sorry about. You just have a rank or you don't.

Oilhouse wouldn't be my first priority. But, a bot would think there'd be one by now, even on some kinda new Cybertron.
dontasktrix: (trix don't ask)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Right.... [She's not trying to go into that. She knows the war had or has different outcomes in various timestreams. Maybe another time she'll ask about how his ended.]

That's a personal question. What does any sensible bot want to know in a strange place? What kind of gases are explosive in the present atmosphere? Is there some race or federation protecting the planet? Current weather patterns. Natural resources available.

[Because, obviously, those are things completely average bots want to know.]
dontasktrix: (trix better leader)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-24 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? That means a lot coming from such a connoisseur. [Not really.]
dontasktrix: (Default)

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[personal profile] dontasktrix 2012-09-25 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah: Girls, Guns, and Guzzling.