re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ tf: g1 | springer

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[Hey, there, Haven. You know how what's missing from this place is a helicopter that's actually, you know, nice? Well, here he is.]

Right. So, first order of business always stay together. [A grin.] So who's out there? Roddy? Arcee, babe? Ultra Magnus?

Second order of business. [He'll heft his pistol. ] Anyone wanna help me reload? [Because it's just a matter of time before Quintesson Plot number 7,459 reveals itself and the shooting starts. He wants to be ready.]

And third. I could use a drink. [Like you wouldn't believe.]

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[Maybe.]

Then you can help me with that?

I don't know. It's a powerful weapon.

[With great power comes great responsibility, Teddie. And this kind of swag? A great power indeed.]

Let's see what you got.

...

[Hang on.]

Did you just ask me to flirt with you?!

[You say that like it's weird or something.]

Hey, how else can I see what we're working with. You know, the caliber of the gun.

[It's only weird to bears. They're surprisingly picky creatures...]

It's a little hard... but I think I can bear up and do it...

...If you pretend to be a girl.

Well, of course, the fact I'm not a real girl is going to, you know, have an affect on your abilities.

[Because he is taking this seriously.]

Sure. Let's see what you got, big bear.

[Don't poke at bear logic, it has enough holes in it already.]

Okay... let's see here...

[He clears his throat.]

HEY BABY, how 'bout you and me find a place to get cozy--

[He presses his lips against the screen like a weirdo.]

[Springer does not come from a world run very much by logic, either.]

Right. Okay. Stop right there. What do you think the problem is here.

[Nothing? He'll tell you.] First, you wait till you get to the place before you make your move.

Second, never start with the lips.

But the lips are the best paaaart...

No argument here. [Well, he might argue there are other parts, but lips are a good one.]

But, you see? Thing is, you gotta make 'em wait for it. Build suspense, you know?

[It's like his world was just expanded.]

B-Build suspense?

Yeah, trust me. The most powerful tool you have is anticipation. 'Will he, won't he?' You know how femmes are about asking questions. Make 'em wait for it.

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