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re_alignment2012-09-25 12:22 am
youhavebeenswindled) wrote in re_alignment2012-09-25 12:22 am
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[Video] Locked to Cybertronians
[You ever have the urge to do something you know will probably come back to bite you in the end? Well sometimes they end up being more profitable than anyone bargains for. Swindle's not one to allow himself to limited to morals or factions, heavens no. He makes his messages with a bright cheerful grin and his usual smooth tone.]
[Locked 100% to Decepticons]
Now now, all this legal business really wears me down, you know what I'm saying? Paint, gears, gasoline... all well and good! But it's hardly my main area of business. Now if I know Decepticons, you all appreciate a good working weapon, am I right? I have nothing but the best for my customers! If you want to destroy your enemies, you should destroy them with style and efficiency~
Luckily for all of you, I can provide a good amount of both!
Considering how slow my sales have been lately, I have decided to offer one limited time deal. Are you ready for this, it's a good one!
I'm going to make my inventory available to everyone! And anyone who's interested may get one of my many fabulous weapons for free. Yes, you heard me! For free! Mind you, this does not include my force fields, you'll have to pay for those.
But wait, there's more!
For a certain price, I will personally fix you up a weapon of your choice~ I'm fond of custom-made weapons, so why shouldn't I expand that courtesy to you? I swear I'm being too generous here!
First come first serve!
Oh and that Chaosmaster bomb is on 'special order' until I can get it fixed up~
[Locked 100% to Autobots sans Blurr]
As you may have noticed, I mentioned before that I specialize in weapons. Yes, yes, 'oh gosh Swindle's a weapon's dealer!'. Now that you're over that, I want to make you Autobot types a marvellous deal! Buy now, and I'll give you one of my lovely cannons at half the price I would usually sell it. Pretty nifty huh? But I have an absolutely irresistible deal for all of you!
My poor forcefield and holographic technology is sitting here gathering dust. I'm willing to offer these up for free to any Autobot who wants them! One per customer! Also available is glass gas and my Sonic Jammer 3000! Don't leave home without it!
But wait, there's more!
For a certain price, I will personally fix you up a weapon of your choice~ I'm fond of custom-made weapons, so why shouldn't I expand that courtesy to you? I swear I'm being too generous here!
First come first serve!
[OOC: Make sure your tags are locked y'all!]
[Locked 100% to Decepticons]
Now now, all this legal business really wears me down, you know what I'm saying? Paint, gears, gasoline... all well and good! But it's hardly my main area of business. Now if I know Decepticons, you all appreciate a good working weapon, am I right? I have nothing but the best for my customers! If you want to destroy your enemies, you should destroy them with style and efficiency~
Luckily for all of you, I can provide a good amount of both!
Considering how slow my sales have been lately, I have decided to offer one limited time deal. Are you ready for this, it's a good one!
I'm going to make my inventory available to everyone! And anyone who's interested may get one of my many fabulous weapons for free. Yes, you heard me! For free! Mind you, this does not include my force fields, you'll have to pay for those.
But wait, there's more!
For a certain price, I will personally fix you up a weapon of your choice~ I'm fond of custom-made weapons, so why shouldn't I expand that courtesy to you? I swear I'm being too generous here!
First come first serve!
Oh and that Chaosmaster bomb is on 'special order' until I can get it fixed up~
[Locked 100% to Autobots sans Blurr]
As you may have noticed, I mentioned before that I specialize in weapons. Yes, yes, 'oh gosh Swindle's a weapon's dealer!'. Now that you're over that, I want to make you Autobot types a marvellous deal! Buy now, and I'll give you one of my lovely cannons at half the price I would usually sell it. Pretty nifty huh? But I have an absolutely irresistible deal for all of you!
My poor forcefield and holographic technology is sitting here gathering dust. I'm willing to offer these up for free to any Autobot who wants them! One per customer! Also available is glass gas and my Sonic Jammer 3000! Don't leave home without it!
But wait, there's more!
For a certain price, I will personally fix you up a weapon of your choice~ I'm fond of custom-made weapons, so why shouldn't I expand that courtesy to you? I swear I'm being too generous here!
First come first serve!
[OOC: Make sure your tags are locked y'all!]