☄ [Video] :: Location - Outside of Prima's Temple

[happyduckbutt]

Ow.... How long was I even out..? Least they could've put me on something softer than ... Oh, is it on?

[The kid stops rubbing at his sore back, holding the communicator somewhat awkwardly as though afraid he'd break it. He turns it over a couple of times before deciding on which way's probably right-side up, nodding to himself. Hope you didn't get dizzy there.]

Um. So...is anyone else out there? I...kind of just got here not too long ago, I guess you could say. Still kinda confused about that too... [No matter what the giant robed metal thingy tried to explain.]

-and is everything around here ridiculously huge? I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to go through this again...

[He pauses.]

I wonder if this thing is even working.

Comments

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

Wow...

So...how do you steal truth?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Well...I steal evidence that the bad guys hide from the authorities.

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

Oh! I...think I get it, anyway.

Re: [Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Yep! That's me.

Thief of Justice, stealing the truth and people's hearts.

[Kay you can't just say that to a Kingdom Hearts person oh god.]

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

[He nods, then pauses.]

-wait, what?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Yep! No one can resist such an enigmatic thief like me~

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

Huh? I don't get it- you said...

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Steal hearts. You know...like a thief?

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

But why would you do such a thing??

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Oh, I don't mean to~ It just happens!

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

That's terrible!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

It...it is?

[Her head slightly tilts.]

Did I steal yours? I can give it back.

[KAY JUST STOP.]

[Video] hoghajfaegjaff

[happyduckbutt]

Wh-

[Okay. Now he's just lost.]

....huh? What do you mean? You weren't even here...

[Video] I'm so sorry

[littlecrowgirl]

...


I'm right here!

[Video] It's so horrible it's beautiful

[happyduckbutt]

No, that's not what I-

....

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Maybe you need your eyes checked.

Can you hear me at least?

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

I can see and hear you fine!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Oh good. I was worried there for a second.

So...


Did you want your heart back? Here.

"I'm sorry but it just won't work out."

[...]

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

[Aaaand it's the return of the confused look. He's wearing that one a lot today.]

....

.......

...........huh?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

We're over!

Actually, we never were! So...I'll give you time to heal.

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

....I don't get what you're talking about.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

You're not making this easy.

I'm breaking up with you!

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

Breaking...up? [Girl, talk some sense!]

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Gosh, boys can be such big dumbs sometimes.

I fell in love with me because of my looks. And I'm a thief! 'Stealing your heart'.

But it's over.

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

[Okay, first she was being all friendly and now she's insulting him. Ventus is trying very hard to follow her line of reasoning but he really doesn't even know how she got to such a point.

But on the bright side, at least it doesn't seem like she's really stolen any hearts. You know, like, literally.]

Oookay...

[Yeah. Just. Probably safer to leave it at that.]