[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE MAXIC SECTOR]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]

Comments

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[youhavebeenswindled]

Haha don't worry about it~

Well, the question is: What do you have? My personal request is to have a look at your weaponry, if you happen to have any on you. If not, I'm sure we can work something else out.

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[engrishdetective]

Can't say that I have much. I have a magnum and a shotgun as far as weapons go. Otherwise, there's just my motorcycle.

Shotgun's yours if that's what it takes.

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[youhavebeenswindled]

I'll accept the shotgun, and maybe a look at your "motorcycle" as fair payment~

[Thank you for shopping at the newly forming Swindle Co.]

I don't think I got your name the last time we talked.

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[engrishdetective]

Sorry, she wouldn't be much use for you or anyone else. She was made for me and she stays with me.

Gunmax is the name.

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[youhavebeenswindled]

Fair enough, the shotgun it is.

[He's not going to push it.]

Gunmax huh? Interesting name, mind if I ask what planet you're from?

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[engrishdetective]

Glad you understand. Thank you, Swindle.

Planet Earth! I was made by humans.

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[youhavebeenswindled]

Humans? You must be one of those 'alternate dimension' folks, unless humans have suddenly started creating more sophisticated machines.

[He is very interested now... he's been meaning to have a look at human technology for a while, but never got around to it.]

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[engrishdetective]

Hard to say, but it seems likely. Or maybe you've been underestimating them. Who can say!

Either way, that's what I am.

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[youhavebeenswindled]

Don't get me wrong, I find humans strangely endearing little creatures. I just haven't seen this level of technology coming from them.

Out of simple curiosity, what do you think of Cybertronians so far?

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[engrishdetective]

Well, I will say that we are relatively new.

Hmm, depends on the Cybertronian. But I guess that's true for any sentient creature. I prefer to judge individually rather than a whole.

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[youhavebeenswindled]

Well aren't you a wise one!

Guess you don't know more about them as a whole at this point?

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[engrishdetective]

Being young doesn't make me for a fool. Or at least I'd like to think so.

I've heard about the war. That's about it.

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[youhavebeenswindled]

Aha, the war. Seems to be a common thing throughout all the universes.

[Far from seeming sad about it, a smile tugs at the corner of his mouth. Merchants like himself often flourish during War, and when that war ends, sadly so do the Merchant's sales.]

But if you want to know more about it, I'm sure the others could explain it to you far better than I could.