[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE MAXIC SECTOR]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]

Comments

[youhavebeenswindled]

Oh I try to be, I really do.

So, unless the other Starscreams prove to be better, I'll stick with you for now.

[At least he's upfront about it.]

[sparkless]

Those rejects? Ha! I seriously doubt they'll even come close.

[youhavebeenswindled]

You never know! You've surprised me more than once during our long years as acquaintances, and I don't doubt that they could too.

[sparkless]

The only thing I think they will surprise you with is their levels of incompetence. But, do whatever you want.

[Until he has something to secure your allegiance with he isn't going to stress about it.]

[youhavebeenswindled]

I haven't talked with any of them personally yet, what do you think of them?

[sparkless]

I've only talked to the stick figure one. He's pathetic.

[Because giving up on killing Megatron? Yeah, Starscream finds that pitiful.]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Oh wait, he has talked to one of them personally, hard to believe he forgot about him. Oh well.]

Have a little confidence in yourself~

[/snicker]