youhavebeenswindled: ($$$$$$$)
Swindle ([personal profile] youhavebeenswindled) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-07-04 08:19 pm

[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE MAXIC SECTOR]

[So the feed turns on to Swindle, cheerfully waving out at others over the network. Boy does he look as if he's just won a million credits. Considering what he has in store, it might as well be. Everyone's just gonna love this.]

Greetings one and all! Through my last transmission, I happened to have received a lot of requests for gasoline. Now don't let it be said that ol' Swindle here is a bot of empty promises! I have, in my possession, several cans of gasoline that I spent a couple of days pulling out of the junkyard.

This may seem like a lot of effort to put forth for others, but I believe in good customer service. So what do you think?

[Extra emphasis on customer because haha no one's getting this stuff for free.]
mccrane: (CRANE--door opening)

[personal profile] mccrane 2012-07-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I...

[He pauses, and then shakes his head.] There is no way to look at them without removing them. [It wouldn't kill him to do that, but...then you'd have his brain, and that is unnerving.]

Transformation, however, I can do. [He demonstrates, turning into crane mode.] I would show you my second form, but I don't believe it would be useful here.
mccrane: (Thinking--at a party)

[personal profile] mccrane 2012-07-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be grateful for the opportunity.

[He returns to robot mode and nods his head, needing that gasoline.]

When is convenient for you?

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