re_alignment | AUDIO; location - Vector Prime's Temple

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AUDIO; location - Vector Prime's Temple

I was debriefed on the situation at hand. I will say this: temporal displacement is specifically against all laws known to me. However, since this was ... an accident and not due in part to any present individuals that I know of, it seems that this is an issue I'll have to let go of.

That aside, I do have other pressing matters at hand.

I am Ultra Magnus, second in command of the Lost Light and agent of the Tyrest Accord. Rodimus, if you are present, respond.

Any other members of the Lost Light should report to me immediately.

If there's anyone else who feels they need to give me additional information, I will accept.

Ultra Magnus, out.

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You forgot the 'duly appointed'.

You must be having an off day.

[SNERK.]

Whirl. And what sort of chaos have you caused in my absence?

....yeah. Keep working on the humor thing, Ultra Frown. You'll get there, someday!

No.

What have you been up to?

Rescuing kittens from trees and saving humans from bombs.

[Deadpan.]

Such remarks will get you no where, Whirl. What have you been really doing?

Since you ain't gonna believe me anyway. [Notice the surprise in his voice.]

Riddle me this:

Why you goin' after me when there's like, actual crime happening?

[He leans in, dropping his voice conspiratorially.] Gonna let you in on a little secret here. Those First Forged? Check it out. They give these Link communicators to everyone who arrives here. Cybertronian or not.

[See where he's going with this? No? No?]

Want more? Ratchet? Yeah, Ratchet. Guess what? He took these Brave Police Earth robots and gave them energon systems. You know. Cybertronian technology to an alien species.

[No? Does he need to spell it out for you?]

....Cough cough TYREST ACCORD cough.

There's no telling what you've been up to under your own determination here without someone keeping you in line.

[...So much. Law breaking. It hurts him inside, it really does.]

What I will be doing in concern to anyone present here is hardly any business of yours. I ordered you to report to me, and you will.

[URGE TO ARREST PEOPLE. RISING.]

Yeah yeah. I'm just saying, you know, priorities.

Go after Whirl, whose main crime here has been 'victim of blue on blue assault'?

OR

Go after the Tyrest violators.

Or, you know, the mech who planted bombs all over the place and nearly killed two non-Cybertronians.

Clearly yeah, I'm the number one threat.

Me, here with my...kitten and all.

[Wait.]

You have a kitten.

[Focus, Ultra Magus, focus. Whirl is trying to report terrorism and crime. You are the worst law mech ever. Of all time. ]

[Then again, Splat is pretty fraggin' cute.]

I. told. you.

[Sure, you can assume that Whirl. Good for you, who cares.]

I still find it very unlikely.

You know what? I'm done here.

Stunningly, not one single fraggin' word I said to you's been a lie. [No, seriously. He's pretty stunned himself. So much for turning over a new leaf though if this is what it gets you.]

Go, ask around. And maybe arrest someone who's actually guilty.

Me? It's Splat's dinner time.

It's been recorded. [And it'll be investigated, but he's not here to satisfy you in terms of anything.]

My optics will be watching you, Whirl. Remember that while you feed your kitten.

Cool. [If he 'whatevered' as hard as he was feeling it, he'd snap something.]

I'll make sure you get a real show when I change my oil, too.

Noted.

[Not that he needs to see that. Ew.]

[Hey, he might skip a step on purpose just to break protocols. That would be hot, wouldn't it? You could actually maybe arrest him for something.]

Just make sure to take regular breaks to eat, and you know, investigate actual crime.

Don't presume to tell me what to do.

Why? That a crime, too?

[He snorts.] Seriously. You need Rung more than I do.

It's insubordination, obviously.

I am perfectly of sound and mind to perform my duties.

Oh, obviously. So's this, I guess.

//disconnect//

[YES IT IS ACTUALLY.]

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