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Hello? Is this thing on? How do I... oh.

[Suddenly the video pops on, to a view of a man with short dark hair in a dark grey trench coat and white shirt. He adjusts his clothing slightly and straightens up.]

This is Captain Nathaniel Renko, Spartan platoon of the Titan Corps of North America. Though I'm guessing there's no one here that knows of either of those... [~~Or he wouldn't be using his real name.~~ But who knows, maybe there's someone around here that remembers Spartan-21 or Titan-1 Actual, or heavens forbid, his name. Without understanding the former connotations of his name in his timeline, hopefully.]

So I've heard that I was dropped through some kind of rift and I'm on another planet. And apparently there are sentient giant robots. Which I guess makes my next question... what's it like where you're from originally?

[If he seems less bothered about the whole "temporal-spacial displacement" thing than others might be, it's because he is. For you, this might be life-changing and incredibly traumatizing, but for him it is Tuesday.]

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Hey, mutations are normal where I'm from. And I've seen plenty of bears, but none of them talk. My timeline isn't your timeline.

Calling me a pirate was pretty rude too but I didn't get angry at you.

Now you have something against pirates? But...pirates are cool!

Pirates also get scurvy, which isn't cool. And have you been on a ship with the same twenty people for several months without end? It gets really dull.

[Okay, now he's just confused.]

How can you know all this stuff if you aren't a pirate? Unless... are you some kinda secret pirate?!

We learned about pirates in school. And you can be stuck on boat for several months without being a pirate, you know.

[It was the only way to get to the East Coast of the former US, this is not his fault. Entirely.]

Well excuuuuuse me! Not everyone is lucky enough to go to school, you know. I was just going off what I saw on TV. ...And I still think pirates are cool. At least the ones in the movies are.

They would never call me a mutation.

... You've never been to school? How old are you? And what's the year where you're from?

[Is he living in a world populated with robots and kids? Because that might stretch the limits of his patience.]

...I, uh... never thought about that... I wanna say I'm thirty-six. That's a good manly number.

[Oh right, he's still sort of new to the whole time concept.

Also he's not thirty-six.]

Why? Are you some kinda future man? Because I won't lie, that's waaaay cooler than a pirate.

You don't sound thirty-six to me.

[Future-man? Urk. He hasn't been called that in ages... and he definitely isn't even sure what year it is or what year he's from anymore.]

I am. I'm very complicated.

And how many thirty-six year old bears do you know? If you've actually met one, we'll talk, but until then I wanna be thirty-six.

[Because that's just how aging works.]

So then, Mr. Future, did they invent the jetpack yet? Or the hoverboard? How strong is the power of love?

You don't know much about this whole aging thing, do you?

[At least he doesn't sound accusatory?]

... to be honest, the future I come from is kind of terrible. Jetpacks and hoverboards were shelved a while back.

The future where you're from might be a lot nicer though.

[Shelved? How does one just shelve the most important staples to any futuristic setting?]

So you come from a future of lazy people...

Definitely not lazy people. Just ones really caught up in just surviving right now.

I bet they'd survive a lot easier if they had jetpacks~

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It's a lot easier for your enemies to spot you when you're in the air, though. And to shoot you down.

Oh... How grizzly...

Yeah. My future... isn't so good. Hope yours isn't like that, though.

I hope you do get the jetpacks. They'd be pretty cool.

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