Audio -> Video Transmission : Megatronus's Temple

[cpt_timeruiner]

Hello? Is this thing on? How do I... oh.

[Suddenly the video pops on, to a view of a man with short dark hair in a dark grey trench coat and white shirt. He adjusts his clothing slightly and straightens up.]

This is Captain Nathaniel Renko, Spartan platoon of the Titan Corps of North America. Though I'm guessing there's no one here that knows of either of those... [Or he wouldn't be using his real name. But who knows, maybe there's someone around here that remembers Spartan-21 or Titan-1 Actual, or heavens forbid, his name. Without understanding the former connotations of his name in his timeline, hopefully.]

So I've heard that I was dropped through some kind of rift and I'm on another planet. And apparently there are sentient giant robots. Which I guess makes my next question... what's it like where you're from originally?

[If he seems less bothered about the whole "temporal-spacial displacement" thing than others might be, it's because he is. For you, this might be life-changing and incredibly traumatizing, but for him it is Tuesday.]

Comments

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'm admittedly not very familiar with human history, but it doesn't surprise me you have your own wars. Seems normal for all advanced, opinionated societies, unfortunately.

Truthfully, it's better to be bored than running yourself into the ground.

[audio]

[cpt_timeruiner]

My history is probably a lot different than other histories of Earth you might here. But you're right about the wars, it sounds like.

If only there was time to be bored more often.

[He manages to not laugh at his last statement, at least.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

You've got plenty of that here. Time, that is. Though it doesn't necessarily stay boring too long. I'm sure you'll find out soon enough what I mean.

[there's a cat threatening to commit genocide recently, for example]

[audio]

[cpt_timeruiner]

I wouldn't be surprised. But I hope I can at least get settled before it all goes to the dogs. Time's occasionally on my side long enough for that.