[video] I see a black glyph and I want to paint it blacker....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[How do you make black more 'vivid'? Frag you and your rules of color theory.  This is Whirl.]

[And Whirl is showing off his SWEET TAT, his Megatronus glyph, to the camera.  It is now so black it is faintly glowing. Yeah, you read that right. Glowing. Black. Deal with it. ]

Cool.

Guess this means I'm even more badaft than I thought.

[Is that even possible?!]

Wonder when Splat's gonna get his.

Comments

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...frag if I know. I don't go around staring at other mechs' business.

[Unlike, say, you and the UM meister up there.]

[ video ]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[No, no no you are supposed to be checking out Whirl and his manly spindly little arms. ]

Heh. You're doing it wrong, then. [Black on black, baby.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, because if you threw it away easily you'd have to arrest yourself for littering.

[HAHAHA Whirl is such a wit. You can't keep up with all this Whirlarity, admit it.]

Oh, well, I'm terribly sorry, Ultra Magnus. [Yeah, he's gonna use that voice forever. Or until he forgets.]

[thehardway]

Hm.

[Whirl used Wit on Ultra Magnus! It wasn't very effective...]

Stop. That.

[Whirl used Faux Sincere Voice on Ultra Magnus! It was super effective!]

[ video ]

[lifepersists]

[ Hey, First Aid is really curious. And easily distracted. ]

What exactly am I doing wrong?

[ video ] oh god i'm really sorry about this ;-;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[How could you get distracted from this sexy arm?]

Awesomeness. [Obviously.]

[Video]

[raceme]

Why do you think ^yours is more vivid now?

[Ey, those are in evryone's arm, is not staring they're noticeable.]

[ video ] LMFAO oh hun, don't be

[lifepersists]

[ Only with great skill. ]

Oh. [ Yeah, he can't argue with that. ]






[ ANYWAYS. ]

How are you feeling, Whirl?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Probably should have saved it, Whirl.]

Yes I am!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[It never is. On anyone. If Whirl were smart, he'd stop trying wit. ]

[If.]

But I only care about your well being, Ultra Magnus. It must be so terribly upsetting being uprooted from all that glorious routine of yours

[This is his best Rung impression ever.]

[thehardway]

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that's happened since I got here. ...Which has not been very long, granted.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Eh. YOLO, right? Only Whirl would say that but he means it ironically, 'kay?]

I see how it is.

Just for that, no copter rides for you.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Because I'm more awesome. [Haven't you been paying attention?]

[ video ] Whirl is such a bad robot ;-; talk to Drift who will hug the pain away?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Yeah. Thought so. Whirl may be preening a bit.]

I wanna know what you did to be all purple.

[Sorta purple. Whirl, overstate things?]

...why? Who ratted me out?

i can't believe i'm punking out myself

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Just wait around. Last week I heard Drift got turned into a girl.

And made out with Starscream.

[And you thought you could only 'ew' at Whirl.]

THAT TAKES SKILL.

[thehardway]

I see.

[So this is what going mad feels like.]

[video]

[rotafortunae]

[slow clap]

[ video ] First Aid is a big boy. ;n;

[lifepersists]

I don't really know. I'm not sure what it means. [ Aside from clashing with his paintjob. ]

No one? I was just wondering how you're feeling.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You're probably lucky you didn't see.

[You have to admit he may just be right!]

[ video ] First Aid is a big adorable ball of kawaii /fixed

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Well it's gotta mean something. [And Whirl chooses 'more awesome.']

Fine.

Hey [SPEAKING OF RATTING OUT.] You seen Rung yet?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Shhhhhh. Your envy's showing.

[thehardway]

[NO. NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU'RE RIGHT but you're right ahhh scrap.]

My timing seems. Fortunate.

[ video ] It's true, he's super kawaii

[lifepersists]

Well, it probably does...

Good! I'm glad.

Er. No, I haven't yet.

[dinnerdate]

What kind of name is Splat.

oh they are going to be best buddies aren't they

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Awesome. It's an awesome name. ['Scuse him while he adjuts the color gain on his optics. Because you are hard to look at.]