[video] I see a black glyph and I want to paint it blacker....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[How do you make black more 'vivid'? Frag you and your rules of color theory.  This is Whirl.]

[And Whirl is showing off his SWEET TAT, his Megatronus glyph, to the camera.  It is now so black it is faintly glowing. Yeah, you read that right. Glowing. Black. Deal with it. ]

Cool.

Guess this means I'm even more badaft than I thought.

[Is that even possible?!]

Wonder when Splat's gonna get his.

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, because if you threw it away easily you'd have to arrest yourself for littering.

[HAHAHA Whirl is such a wit. You can't keep up with all this Whirlarity, admit it.]

Oh, well, I'm terribly sorry, Ultra Magnus. [Yeah, he's gonna use that voice forever. Or until he forgets.]

[thehardway]

Hm.

[Whirl used Wit on Ultra Magnus! It wasn't very effective...]

Stop. That.

[Whirl used Faux Sincere Voice on Ultra Magnus! It was super effective!]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[It never is. On anyone. If Whirl were smart, he'd stop trying wit. ]

[If.]

But I only care about your well being, Ultra Magnus. It must be so terribly upsetting being uprooted from all that glorious routine of yours

[This is his best Rung impression ever.]

[thehardway]

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that's happened since I got here. ...Which has not been very long, granted.

i can't believe i'm punking out myself

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Just wait around. Last week I heard Drift got turned into a girl.

And made out with Starscream.

[And you thought you could only 'ew' at Whirl.]

THAT TAKES SKILL.

[thehardway]

I see.

[So this is what going mad feels like.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You're probably lucky you didn't see.

[You have to admit he may just be right!]

[thehardway]

[NO. NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU'RE RIGHT but you're right ahhh scrap.]

My timing seems. Fortunate.