[video] I see a black glyph and I want to paint it blacker....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[How do you make black more 'vivid'? Frag you and your rules of color theory.  This is Whirl.]

[And Whirl is showing off his SWEET TAT, his Megatronus glyph, to the camera.  It is now so black it is faintly glowing. Yeah, you read that right. Glowing. Black. Deal with it. ]

Cool.

Guess this means I'm even more badaft than I thought.

[Is that even possible?!]

Wonder when Splat's gonna get his.

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What. The face thing? You talking about the face?

[That would be this face.]

[dinnerdate]

... I was going to say because you have a cat.

[Because why would anyone want one of those things.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You leave Splat out of this.

[Fine. Maybe you aren't a face-ist.]

[dinnerdate]

Why do you even have one?

[S'what happens when you're more concerned about what you look like, rather than what others do.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Because I earned it.

You know, saving people from bombs, that sort of thing. General awesome.

[dinnerdate]

You earned a pet alien for saving people.



I think they conned you.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Wrong.

I earned a lethal killing machine, for playing with bombs. [WIN WIN]

[dinnerdate]

Has it killed anyone yet?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Splat's still in training.

[Do butterflies count? Because if so, yes. Kind of. Well, he squished one by sitting on it. It totally counts.]

[dinnerdate]

... Aren't they small? How's it going to take down bigger things?

[You know. Like Cybertronians. Not that he wants it to be able to take down Decepticons, because he is one.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....

[Wait for it.]

....

Laser cannon. [Admit it, you're impressed.]

[dinnerdate]

It comes with cannons?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Did you come with that paint job?

[SNORT.]

He's getting mods. It'll be awesome.

[dinnerdate]

And if I did..?


I didn't know you could mod those things.

[How is that possible?]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Then, well, at least you'd have an excuse.

[Maybe.]

Frag yeah, you can. [He has no idea. But dammit, a cat with a laser cannon is too awesome not to exist.]

[dinnerdate]

[He still doesn't see the problem with the colours of his paint job.]

How?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He probably doesn't spend a lot of time looking at himself. Whirl hopes.]

Frag if I know. I'm not a medic. That's for them to figure out.

[Or else.]

[dinnerdate]

[His eyes and mouth glow the same colour as his swords and green paint, it's too late for looking at himself to do anything.]

But aren't they squishy? Can our medics even work with that? Or you just trying to make the thing live up to its name?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Stare.]

You'll see. Splat'll be awesomely lethal. Lethally awesome.

You're just jealous. [Why, you're even green with envy! And yellow with...more envy!]

[dinnerdate]

[Isn't it yellow with coward-oh... That's not much better.]

I don't want a cat... And just don't set it loose on me.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Exactly. ]

You say that now. You will~.

Eh. You're safe. [For now. ]

[dinnerdate]

[Oh good, who knows what death by cannon-cat might do to his paintjob.]

No, I'm sure I won't want one.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Well, good. Because you can't have Splat.

You probably don't want the awesome cape, either.

[Now he's showing off.]

[dinnerdate]

I don't want him... Awesome cape?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Awesome cape. What's the matter? Don't you have capes in the Decepticons?

[Snort. You suck.]