metalsjaguar: (31)
Jaguar ([personal profile] metalsjaguar) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-10-03 10:57 pm

[video]

After much debate, I have decided to allow some of you a continued -- yet still brief -- existence in order to make peace with your own lives.

I shall be eliminating you in the order of most sinful to least.

The human children will be spared for last as the their sins are light due to their age.

As for the rest of you, I shall further be deciding your appropriate fates.
copperkitty: (Decepticons!)

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-05 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? I can take you, bring it kitty-cat!

[He has no idea who you are, where you came from, or... really anything else. Who says that diving headfirst into an unknown situation is dangerous? He's Cheetor, he lives for danger!

Also he's only 92% sure that you can't spit acid.
]
copperkitty: (this is what awesome looks like)

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'll bring you in and you'll face justice like any old criminal!

Be prepared to lose!
thehardway: (are you fucking serious)

[personal profile] thehardway 2012-10-07 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Cheetor, no.

You will stand down.
copperkitty: (It wasn't my fault!)

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-07 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[!!!]

But-!

Ultra Magnus sir, I can take him!
thehardway: (is there such a thing as robo-overtime?)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] thehardway 2012-10-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
An effective enforcer knows what he's dealing with before the actual arrest. We don't know anything about this criminal yet besides the threats he makes and his blind, twisted faith in Primus.
copperkitty: (I'll show you!)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-07 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
We should deal with him before he becomes a real problem though! He won't hurt anyone for sure if he's locked up somewhere.

Let me bring him in! He should be interrogated or something at least!
Edited 2012-10-07 06:37 (UTC)
thehardway: (I FROWN UPON YOUR FUN.)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] thehardway 2012-10-07 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't disagree, but you're also not engaging an unknown enemy without proper back-up.

I plan to stop him before he becomes an issue. But I will not have reckless action.
copperkitty: (It wasn't my fault!)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-07 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the fastest bot you've got besides Blurr and I can catch him before he even has the chance to flinch!

[LET HIM PROVE HIMSELF DAMMIT.]

He won't know what hit him.

thehardway: (i think we should break up)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] thehardway 2012-10-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
If you're going, you are going with back-up. Preferably Blurr, who can keep up with you.
copperkitty: (I'm not listening to you)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-07 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[On the one hand: It feels like he's being assigned a babysitter. On the other: He gets to fight alongside Blurr! Bah, tough choices.]

...tch

Fine. Whatever you say, sir.

[Which is rebellious Autobot for: I'm going to do things my way anyway.]
thehardway: (arcee is one crazy bitch)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] thehardway 2012-10-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

I will begin assigning both of you to this case, then.

[He should know. SHOULD KNOW that you'll be impulsive.]
copperkitty: (Default)

PRIVATE;

[personal profile] copperkitty 2012-10-07 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Little does Ultra Magnus know, Cheetor is going to solve this case before Blurr gets involved. Yes, nothing can possibly go wrong.]

Consider it as good as done!

I'll get started right away.