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Rocket Raccoon ([personal profile] furryfarkinfiend) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-10-04 08:05 am

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[For a moment after the camera clicks on there's nothing. No movement, no sound, just the view of what seems like an otherwise empty room as the camera sits perched on something--the bed maybe? After a brief bout of silence the sound of something moving around can be heard, an object being repositioned, and then a pair of ears would appear followed by a pair of red eyes surrounded by black, mask like markings. The eyes narrow as the ears flick then fall back, the individual staring at the camera before straightening up further, letting himself be in almost full view of the camera. Rocket's glare keeps up, the raccoon clutching one of his laser pistols in his hand as his tail snaps furiously back and forth, the irritation the furball is feeling quite clear as he outright sneers now, a chittering noise rumbling up out of his throat.]

I don't know what kind of farkin' joke this is, but someone other than some robotic worshiper needs to tell me what's going on before I start tearing this place apart. That thing was going on about me falling through some bloody hole in the sky and being separated from my world or whatever the fark it said--I don't care. Wouldn't be the worst thing that's ever happened to me so I want to know where I can find a ship.

[He waves the laser pistol at the screen a bit, tail snapping to the left sharply as his ears press flatter to his head.]

Mutt, Pete buddy, Groot--if any of you can hear me, I can't get my passport to work--

[Rocket motions to the bracelet cuff on his left wrist, practically sneering at it as he shakes his arm around a bit.]

Thing's farkin' useless here. I'll get back one way or another.

[His focus returns to the camera and he glares, pointing the laser pistol at it slightly.]

And if this is some bloody trick by those morons at the UCT, you can farkin' bet I'm going to tear this place apart--even those damn Cardinals of yours! 'I believe I can win'--go to bloody hell you worthless saps!

[The raccoon holsters his laser pistol, it's mate tucked away on his other side as he sends one last glare at the camera before hopping down off his perch, muttering angrily about churches and cults.]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Bear - Cutest shock face)

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[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-10-04 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think there are any ships here. I mean, there's bearly an ocean... A ship would be kinda useless.

[At least he's not a robot...?

He blinks a few times before finally deciding to ask something that's been on his mind.]


And what the heck's a farkin?
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Bear - OH SWEET JESUS)

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[Oh, well that makes a little more sense. At least a space ship could--WAIT WHAT?! A swear word?!]

Gaaaaah!! I-It's too late! I already said it!

[He's like a little kid, you aren't supposed to say swear words. He can't help but feel like he's in huge trouble now, and it shows as he flails his arms like a moron.]

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angleofscience: (peer - THAT's a human?)

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[personal profile] angleofscience 2012-10-04 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering most of the population present at the moment consists of mechanoids, that request might be hard to fulfill.

[What is he even looking at? Jetfire can't exactly keep from shaking his helm in consternation, but that's all the reaction that shows. And well, he's seen Teddie around, but still.

This is obviously... um. An (talking) Earth animal?]


There's no joke, and unfortunately, even if there were any ships available... breaking beyond orbit is impossible currently [and he'd know, since he's tried] and further, you wouldn't still be able to fly home as this reality is an alternate one to yours.

None of us here, except the Firstforged and their Acolytes, are of this universe.
angleofscience: (inquisitive - how much data?)

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[The only reaction that annoyance gets is a tilt of Jetfire's helm.]

You or someone else, or several someones, if we find something workable to use and work together with. Part of the issue would be that any technology will have to be built from the bottom up, and since we lack any sort of basic machinery to treat, convert or otherwise handle the raw materials that are easily available...

[It'll take time, is what it will take, and not just will. Unfortunately.]

... Kree? [Jetfire automatically shakes his helm, a slight huff accompanying the unfamiliar word. Or proper name of a species, probably.] Whatever that species is, no.

Cybertronians aren't "made" by any but ourselves.

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rstlsslegsyndrm: JESUS CHRIST THIS FLOPPY DISK IS HUGE (Default)

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[personal profile] rstlsslegsyndrm 2012-10-04 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's unfortunate we've all been ripped from our less-than-perfect universes and shoved into a whole new one. Yes, there are so many questions left unanswered, and the answers leave you unfulfilled and even more confused.

However, being trigger happy will hardly solve anything. So, just... Keep that pistol in its holster.
rstlsslegsyndrm: JESUS CHRIST THIS FLOPPY DISK IS HUGE (Default)

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No one's asking you to "answer" to or serve anyone, and good, good you've got control of your life, but I'm not going to "make" you do anything. It's just a friendly suggestion. Because you're not going to get anywhere. And putting someone at gunpoint for answers may invoke forces that will probably result in something messy.

[maybe the firstforged will turn you into a cat! awesome.]
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lightupthenight: (light up the night!)

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[personal profile] lightupthenight 2012-10-04 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
youre a raccoon
awesome
lightupthenight: (drive until the streets run out)

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[personal profile] lightupthenight 2012-10-05 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i know motherfuckin genius valedictorian of my class
in all seriousness we dont get many folks around here who arent giant metal assholes
nice to see somebody whos flesh
as for your crew i aint seen em
sorry dude

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elkmobile: (WUZZAT?)

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[personal profile] elkmobile 2012-10-04 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There is no ship that I know of that would have the ability to pass through the tear in the sky.

Whatever you were told is the truth: we are stuck here for now.
elkmobile: (to live)

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[personal profile] elkmobile 2012-10-04 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't expect you to be.

The situation isn't preferable, but it is livable.
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Another talking animal! Have you met the bear yet? He's nice. We're making a rescue team together to stop accidents and Shadows! Want to join?
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[Blades gets this sort of kicked puppy look on his face, wondering if he's offended someone else now.]

Oh, right... Well see you.

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rednotbluethx: ty to galaxia for the screencap! (I'M AN ICKY ELF)

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[personal profile] rednotbluethx 2012-10-05 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey! I've seen someone like you! Yeah, yeah, one-a my friends ran one-a yer friends over an' I got ta poke at yer weird squishy gut stuffs.

It was kinda cool.
rednotbluethx: ty to galaxia for the screencap! (I'M AN ICKY ELF)

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Oh, man, really!? Gotta say, I'm impressed; dinnit think animals like you could do more than jus' eat outta trash cans. So, like, how did he sound? Did he scream a lot? Did he beg fer his life? Did he have this ugly aft red insignia on him somewheres?

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raceme: (Uh?)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-10-07 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry all this is pretty real and so far we cann't leave.

You look a bit like a turbofox but all squishy what SORT of organic are you?
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[personal profile] raceme 2012-10-07 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Turbofox it's a creature form my planet one of the most ancient species they can run really fast and...wellnevermind. Yeah you look a bit like one.

[Ah, cute!]

A raccoon? I've never heard of that specie before. Youarereallycute.

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