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video | Trion's temple

[Oh, hello there. A robot with an accent. And... a face that may just be vaguely familiar to some. Even if the rest of his frame... isn't. It's sort of huge.]

Cybertron. Or so I'm told. One might almost mistake it for another world entirely, when it lacks the gratuitous explosions and warships. That said, I'm not entirely convinced. Is this truly Cybertron? And, if so, how is it the planet appears... so much more intact than it conceivably should?

[Is he talking to himself, or to the Link? Hard to say.]

Which brings me to yet another issue with the current predicament, I suppose. Optimus? Ratchet? You were here a moment ago, don't tell me you've been left out of this nonsense.

[Because that's just not fair.]

Once more. Optimus? Ratchet? ... Jetfire? This is Perceptor, and I would appreciate a status update, if you've time in your terribly crowded schedules.

[The last comes out more than a little irritated. None of this makes sense, and that is a problem.]

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Not particularly. It's rather standard for someone of my build class.

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Okay, you lost me, Mister.

My facial construction is far from primitive. It's entirely up to date for my make and model class.

Well from what you're saying, you think WE'RE not up to date.

What if we are for OUR world?

Mm, perhaps.

But from where I sit, you're rather out of date.

We're NOT out of date!

You're just STUPID.

[This got mature fast.]

What sort of unfounded insult is that meant to be?

You don't even know my name and you called me primitive.

I think it was well deserved!

I was referring to your methods of transportation, to be honest.

But...it's the same as yours!

We just hop inside instead of...being it.

I'm sorry, but I rather doubt you possess the capability of 'hopping inside' my vehicular mode.

Thems fightin' words, mister.

It's a hover-tank. There is no "inside" to "hop into".

That sounds really inconvenient. And I thought Mr. Edgeworth's car was bad.

His only seats two.

It isn't inconvenient. Why would anyone need to ride in my vehicle mode if they have their own?

You never know when it might come in handy.

I honestly cannot fathom an instance in which it would.

Well you have one right now, don't you?

You met a human.

And why on Cybertron would I be putting a human in my tank mode?

Because who DOESN'T want to ride inside a giant tank??

I'm assuming that you tragically don't fall under such a classification...

I have no idea what that means, but if that's a yes, then count me in.

[Yes to WHAT?!]

Primus' pelvic pistons...

[RUBBING FACE NOW.]

It was the furthest thing possible from a yes.

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