re_alignment | [Video] [Transmission from: Solian Temple]

I've got good news for you folks living in Solus Prime's temple. I'm not gonna be banging around at all hours anymore.

[The video pops on to show Barricade's newly-finished room ~~minus the clothes, of course~~, complete with a washrack. And there is Barricade too, looking so proud of himself.]

Now that that's done.

[DOWN TO BUSINESS. This is Barricade's serious face.]

I know we're pretty much rollin' in medics around here, but if any of you need repairs, you c'n comm me. I'm well-versed in most timestream's frame variations and the majority of typical frame types. Even worked on a few triple-changes before. And if you're interested in unusual upgrades, come have a chat with me. We might be able t'work something out.

Also gonna offer my construction skills. Seems like we need a few more builders here, and if you're looking for proof of my skills--

[He waves behind him at his quarters with a flourish.]

Consider this my resume.

[Private to Shockwave]

Ah. Did you still want to see me, about my legs?

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Just figured I'd check; you never can be sure, after all. And of course I can. They can be kind of tricky; it's mostly the plumbing that makes it tough. I'll send you over some files I have, they should suit for human bathrooms.

[Why does he have files for human bathrooms? ... No reason! ~~Lies~~.]

All right. I'll have a chat with him after we haul over some of the basic stuff. [It's just like upgrades; always check exactly what the customer wants, including size, color, and number.]

I appreciate it. Yeah about that I ho-nes-tly have no idea how plumbing works _like at all. [Blurr gives Barricade an embarrassed face and then smiles.] Thankyou!

[Blurr is not sure if he wants to know.]He's really easy to talk with I'm sure he won't be too picky.

And I ..wantedtoaskyouhowgoodyouarewhenitcomestosurgery.

It's kind of a pain; our washracks are really a lot easier. But it's no problem to send the files over; they're really just takin' up processor pace otherwise.

[... Well that's an unusual question!] Depends on the surgery, really. I can't swear by my skills in processor work, but I'm usually good for everything else. Even reattached a spark once.

And much bigger! I FEEL like I'm working on a mi-ni-a-tu-re but thankfully I am not all that big myself.

[Unusual, noooo.] Oh that's impressive Ah...you opened up Soundwave to try to find that ^{supposed bomb} Prism put inside him right? YOU COULD DO something like that again? Itwouldntbeabobm...I promise.

Humans are a bit small, after all. But once you get used to it it's not so bad.

I've popped open a lot of chassises before, wouldn't be too difficult. Though I have to wonder what I'd be looking for if not a bomb.

I know I know...I like the small ones some of the adults ones ^{specially males} can be a bit hard to deal with. [Like that one back on Earth who manipulated him using a remote control that contained an AllSpark fragment.]

Shrapnel. [Sorry 'Cade, Blurr would rather tell you the truth but he promise.]It's _probably not bigger than that it's only one little thing.

Eh, it all really just depends on the person. Same as us. There's good ones and bad ones and in-between ones. [And jerks that jam their cables in everything or blow your legs off.]

Shrapnel? Well, that's simple enough.

Yeah...you are right. [Those are the worse.]

Y...yesthat...Uhm..thanks Barricade I will get back to you about this soon.

All right. I'll be waiting for you to comm, Blurr.

Thanks 'Cade.

I'llletyouknow.

Welcome, Blurr.

Catch you later~ [And since that seems like business concluded, he disconnects.]

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