AUDIO;

[thehardway]

Due to Ratchet's disappearance, I have taken the time to go through the Link and take into account of the entries made. Due to the varying disappearances we have, it may be functional to keep track of who is here and who is missing. I humbly request the Firstforged's assistance with this task, as they have some ability to track this.

I simply wish to keep track of who is present and who we may lose. It seems... random, how this Calling affects us.

In relation to Ratchet's disappearance, do we have a medic who is willing to head his medbay?

Blurr, please report in.

And Fortress Maximus, you are late to report in to me! I do not approve nor do I appreciate your tardiness.

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[warborn]

I still got five minutes!

[you know how sometimes you can /hear/ how drunk someone is?

yeah

someone's pretty slagging trashed]

[Voice]

[thehardway]

No. You are precisely five minutes late!

You sound positively intoxicated.

[Voice]

[warborn]

Jus' a little intoxicated an' I still got 'em!

[NO U]

[Voice]

[thehardway]

You are a lot and no, you're late! Report now.

[Voice]

[warborn]

I'm still talkin'! [clearly that means he hasn't had enough. and that would be the sound of him taking another swig, wiping his mouth with his hand, and is that him smacking his lips?]

Okay, report. We walked. A lot. The end.

[Voice]

[thehardway]

You know I require more detail than that, Max.

I'm starting to think I shouldn't have let you go out there. The company you're keeping sounds highly irresponsible.

[Voice]

[warborn]

Named a mountain after Whirl's motherboard. The end part two.

[beat]

Awh, they're great. We're tellin' campfire stories an' everythin'.

[Voice]

[thehardway]

So. Noted.

[With great reluctance.]

And getting overcharged, I see.

[Voice]

[warborn]

'Sbonding. Good for morale.

[Voice]

[thehardway]

There are other methods of building morale outside of drinking.

[Voice]

[warborn]

Drinkin' helps. [god magnus how can you not understand this] 'Cept I don't think one of us can so he's jus'...jus' bein' here and bein'...I dunno, tiny.

'Ncute.

'Cause he's so...tiny.

I need another drink.

[Voice]

[thehardway]

[This is. So weird to hear you say, man.]

No, you don't! That is enough, Fort Max.

[Voice]

[warborn]

[CLEARLY THE ONLY REMEDY IS TO DRINK MORE seriously didn't you hear him before]

I'm still talkin'!

[ONLY WHEN HE IS UNABLE TO SPEAK HAS HE HAD ENOUGH]

[Voice]

[thehardway]

I'm aware! Now stop this nonsense!

[Voice]

[warborn]

You started it!

[because that is the most mature response he could ever give

ever]

[Voice]

[thehardway]

Because you did not report in and I certainly am not the reason for your unfortunate habit!

[Voice]

[warborn]

You did it five minutes early. [that's his story and he's stickin' to it] An' you got the report now.

[Voice]

[thehardway]

I hardly think you are a fair judge of that.

I do, and I will add how intoxicated you were at the time. I don't approve of this habit of yours.

[Voice]

[warborn]

Don' need your 'proval. [is that a pout?]

[Voice]

[thehardway]

I am your commanding officer, Max.

[Sounds like it is.]

[Voice]

[warborn]

Yeah? Got by without you commandin' anythin' for a few years, didn't I?

[Voice]

[thehardway]

[Ouch.

Magnus does pause, and he's abruptly grateful that this is just audio, because he isn't so sure he could have hid that wince.]

I was not present when I should have been.

I am now.

[Voice]

[warborn]

Take it an' shove it, Magnus. I'cn take care of myself.

[and he just hung up on you]

[Voice]

[thehardway]

[He's tempted to call back.

But. No. He'll let this rest.

Damn.]