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Captain Marvelous ([personal profile] showboater) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-10-24 09:26 pm

[Video | Gokai Galleon]

[A video feed starts, but the screen is black]

All right, this is--

[Sound cuts off, and then both that and the video cut back in to a young man in a bright red coat sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other at the knee; a bronze mechanical bird is perched on the chair's back. His brows are drawn down in a clear sign of annoyance.]

There. All right, this is Captain Marvelous, from the Pirate Sentai, Gokaiger. I'm kinda foggy on all the details here, but--

[He cuts off when the mechanical bird begins offering suggestions, and after shoving the bird off-screen, he turns back.]

Like I said, a little foggy on the details, but this is your only warning.

[A smile spreads over his face. It's not terribly comforting.]

If you've got treasure, good luck holding onto it.

[More shouting, ostensibly from the bird; the young man makes a series of clearly angry gestures at it before he speaks again.]

Dammit, Bird, I know.

So, my crew might be here! If you've seen 'em--Joe, Ahim, Luka, Gai, and the Doc, they're humans, they're trouble, they'll tell you they're mine if you ask--let me know so I can pick 'em up.

If you're my crew and you're sittin' around watchin' this--I've dropped anchor out behind whatever freakin' temple this is, Megatronus or whatever.

Anyway, onto important questions--there any meat around here?
chatterbot: (but i still want to sleep with you both)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-25 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Might wanna abbreviate it to AG then. Way less time to say in a conversation. And my jokes are always funny. Just not for you right now because they're at your expense. It's okay. You'll get over it. Probably.

[Huh. Well. That sure is a ship.]

Well, guess I was wrong. That doesn't actually seem that big though. Is it a spacecraft or does it just sort of hover around? Why is it red? What do all the panels on top do? What's up with the symbol? What does it stand for?

[There isn't even any wind in space... What is going on with your ship, Cappy? C'mooooon. Shaaaare.]
Edited (not enough mindless chatter) 2012-10-25 05:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-25 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No idea what a Megazord is, but if it transforms... Welcome to the club? Most of us have alt-modes here. Y'know, vehicle modes. Cars, planes, helicopters, boats, limbs, etcetera.

They're not all stupid questions. [He's gotta think for a minute because on one hand, as a former but still sorta current scientist (and because he's him), Swerve does wanna know how it works. But, y'know, emphasis on the former.]

Yeah, sure. Works for me.
chatterbot: (you don't think threepover is funny)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-26 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet I still have no idea what a Megazord is. So what is it? I mean it's gotta be big, at least for your species, otherwise it wouldn't be a mega anything. It'd just be a zord. Again, whatever that is.

[There there, Cappy. At least he isn't calling your ship stupid.]
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[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-28 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So lemme see if I got this. Zords are small parts that make up a Megazord which that ship turns into, and the ship is a ship but it's also a Zord, and you've got the ship cause you're a pirate captain in what? Space? I guess that makes sense.

[Is that right? Did he win?]
chatterbot: (She asked me how to spell orange)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-29 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[But what about the InterUniversal Prize For Guessing Bullshit Protocol that I just made up right now?]

Awesome. But, uh, can you even pilot that thing by yourself, or did you have a bunch of people helping? How're you even gonna move it now?
chatterbot: (A 30% chance it's already raining)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-31 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, I guess that makes you like the rest of us then. I think we're still missing about a hundred and eighty-six of the crew we had on the Lost Light. Rough estimate. Now entirely sure how many mech I know are here.
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[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-31 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Like the entire universe? Okay. One: What kind of crazy adventures are you going on that actually threaten something that big?
And Two: Are you going to tell me about them, because that sounds like something I'd like to hear.
chatterbot: (I'm glad we're friends)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-10-31 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
One of those things is not like the other. Probably. I have no idea what a curry is. Most of the stuff I heard about humans was a bit second-hand. Well more than second-hand really. It got around.

Wouldn't ask if I didn't want to hear it in the first place.
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I totally want to watch this now. A+ sum-up Marvelous

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
So what I'm getting here is the that these Zangyak are basically conquerors and you guys are supposed to stop them because that's just what being a... What'd you call it? Gokaiger? Sentai? Whatever It's what you guys do or something. So you were on your way to their planet to finish the job when you got dropped here?
chatterbot: (the best offence is the offensive kind)

More like best statements

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-05 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Man... Whole universe, huh? Musta been pretty busy guys.

[That earns a chuckle.] A well-deserved nap for the treasure hunting thing or were you prepping for the beatdown?
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Someone should tell him about the Hubble Deep Field

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-07 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
So if it was just you and your crew against a lotta them, why didn't they go now earlier when people got sick-a them? Or is it more of the whole Gokaiger thing, like you guys were the only ones who could beat 'em, 'cos that'd make more sense. Not that anything makes sense all the time.

And don't you mean flying?
chatterbot: (transforming noises)

One day it will happen it must it is my quest

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-07 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[A chuckle.] Nice save.

Seriously. Video tour of the ship. I'm not a flier and I'd probably cramp it up, but I gotta see the insides of this thing. [Might make more sense that way.]
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[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-10 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got a bird? [Yeah, he's got a vague idea about what those are at best.] Recording bird. Snazzy. But seriously, Bird? Better names have been given. And what's in the box anyway?

[Swerve managed to make a few attempts to whistle before giving up. It's actually a pretty difficult thing to do when you don't really have lips built into your frame. He is pretty obviously impressed. Less about the splendor and more about the craftsmanship.]

And you just inherited this or whatever?