[Video | Gokai Galleon]

[showboater]

[A video feed starts, but the screen is black]

All right, this is--

[Sound cuts off, and then both that and the video cut back in to a young man in a bright red coat sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other at the knee; a bronze mechanical bird is perched on the chair's back. His brows are drawn down in a clear sign of annoyance.]

There. All right, this is Captain Marvelous, from the Pirate Sentai, Gokaiger. I'm kinda foggy on all the details here, but--

[He cuts off when the mechanical bird begins offering suggestions, and after shoving the bird off-screen, he turns back.]

Like I said, a little foggy on the details, but this is your only warning.

[A smile spreads over his face. It's not terribly comforting.]

If you've got treasure, good luck holding onto it.

[More shouting, ostensibly from the bird; the young man makes a series of clearly angry gestures at it before he speaks again.]

Dammit, Bird, I know.

So, my crew might be here! If you've seen 'em--Joe, Ahim, Luka, Gai, and the Doc, they're humans, they're trouble, they'll tell you they're mine if you ask--let me know so I can pick 'em up.

If you're my crew and you're sittin' around watchin' this--I've dropped anchor out behind whatever freakin' temple this is, Megatronus or whatever.

Anyway, onto important questions--there any meat around here?

Comments

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator will not go outside. Will get hit by junk.

Besidezzz, fleshybot clearly not have ship. Would not still be here if it wazzz real.

[ Boy will his mandibles be red if the monkey actually does have a ship. ]

[showboater]

You'll get hit by--how bad a flyer are you, bugface?

Whaddaya think was the first thing I tried? Couldn't break atmosphere.

[Might wanna prep those mandibles, Waspinator.]

Here, just for you, lemme put on a tour.

[He swings the camera end of his Link device around, showing the rest of the main cabin.]

[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator is excellent flier! Junk just falls weird.

[ Wow he sure got tol--WAIT A SEC maybe he can salvage this. ]

Fleshybots ship is stupid if it can't even leave.

[showboater]

Yeah, right, I'll believe that when I see it.

[Oh no, you did not.]

Don't call my ship stupid! It's not her fault all this stuff around this stupid planet is keeping her stuck here!

Besides, aren't you a robot? If you're such a good flyer, why're you still here?

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator iz not shuttle. Doezzz not fly in atmosphere.

[ Duh. ]

Shipz are supposed to fly in atmosphere and space. Yourzzz doesn't. So it'z stupid.

[showboater]

Man, what's the point of bein' a robot if you need a bigger ship to fly around in?

[Stupid robots.]

Mine does, except on this stupid planet. Which makes this stupid planet the stupid thing, not my ship.

Stupid.

[Marvelous might be a little ticked about this whole no space travel thing.]

[murphyslaw]

Fleshybot is stupid and Fleshybot'zzz ship is stupid!

[ Paragon of maturity, ladies and gentleman. ]

[showboater]

No, you are.

[He's in good company.]

[murphyslaw]

NO YOU!

[showboater]

Wow, smart guy, aren't ya?

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator izzz smarter than stupid fleshybot.

[showboater]

Somehow I doubt that, bugbrain.

[murphyslaw]

At least Waspinator not dumb monkey.

[showboater]

Hey, I've known plenty of dumb monkeys, and I gotta tell you, I'm definitely smarter than them.

And smarter than you.

[murphyslaw]

Nooo, fleshybot is even dumber than monkeys Waspinator know.

[showboater]

See, I gotta take an insult like that with a grain of salt when it's coming from you.

Now, you got anything actually helpful for me, or are you just gonna talk about all the monkeys you know that're smarter than you?

[murphyslaw]

Stupid fleshybot should fix ship.

[showboater]

What, the Galleon? Would, if I knew what the problem was.

[murphyslaw]

Hnzzz, find smarter fleshybot to fix it. Or Cybertronian.

[showboater]

Like I'm letting any of you near my ship's controls, buzzbot? Fat chance.

[murphyslaw]

Wazzzpinator not volunteering self. Not care about fleshybot's stupid ship!

[showboater]

Except clearly you do.

[murphyslaw]

WASPINATOR DOES NOT CARE.

[showboater]

Waspinator totally cares!

[murphyslaw]

Waspinator not give tiniest scrap about stupid fleshybot or his stupid broken fleshybot ship!