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[engrishdetective]

All right, I suppose I can't sit on this secret -- not that it was much of one.

Surprise! I can fly. So let me put it this way: I can provide air support, assuming you're going to need it. Need a lift out of a sticky situation? Gunmax Express can come your way. And it's free. Just don't complain about the lack of first class, all right?

So I suppose just let me know where I'm needed. Until then, I'm shooting from the sky and so very missing that shotgun.

...Korra, if you're in one piece, shoot me a message, please and thank you.

Toodles.

Comments

[sparkless]

Oh, so impressive! No one around here can do that.

[engrishdetective]

Be a selfless and dashing hero and win a good favor in people? I suppose not!

[sparkless]

Yes, you can keep that particular mental deficiency to yourself, thank you.

[engrishdetective]

Why such a stick in the mud, baby? Woke up on the wrong side of the berth? Bump your chin somewhere?

[sparkless]

Oh, I'm sorry- did I rain on your hero parade?

Just wondering why someone who looks like they've just glued themselves into a harness with turbines stuck to it is offering aerial assistance.

Seems like a waste of time, that's all.

[engrishdetective]

You'd have to make a way bigger fuss for that to happen, Chinorama.

Hmm, hmm! Could be because I can fly. But I suppose that's just a theory to you right now. If that's not enough for you, then I suppose it'll just remain a mystery to some poor robot.

[sparkless]

[.....]

What is with all these ridiculous nicknames?!

[Growl] Your flight capabilities pale in comparison to mine and I doubt you could lift much more than a small vehicle anyway!

[engrishdetective]

Because of your gracious reaction, I'll be sure to make a healthy list of nicknames.

Oh ho! Do I detect a sense of jealousy? That's so unflattering for you.

[sparkless]

Keep that scrap to yourself! [Seriously, First Wheeljack and now you?]

Jealous? Of what? Your ugly helmet?

[engrishdetective]

But I just can't help but share, Flop Gun.

Poor thing. Well, I don't see anyone scrambling to assure me that you have taste, so! No harm, no foul. Got it?

/dead from nicknames

[sparkless]

Sharing is a much overrated value!

Nobody needs to point out the obvious. Now run along and go rescue some cats from a tree or something.

just as planned

[engrishdetective]

I think you could stand to have a bit more of it.

I'm pretty sure we're lacking in cats and trees. Alas, I think I'll just have to rescue normal people if they need it. What a hard life.

[sparkless]

I'd like to share your face with the street. [Grumble]


Sure, that's fine. Let's just hope no fat people need rescuing. Or, you know. Cybertronians of normal proportions.

[engrishdetective]

So mean. But it's okay, I think the street and I already get along.

How nice of you to be so concerned about my capabilities, Goose.

GOOSE

[sparkless]

Are you sure you don't want to kiss it and make sure? I'd be glad to help you two out.

Oh yes, that's me- the guy who's always concerned about the general public's welfare.

IT SEEMED FITTING

[engrishdetective]

Friends, not friends with benefits, baby.

Clearly! Oh, my hero.

HONK HONK

[sparkless]

And thank the all spark for that.

[Grin] At your service.