[Video] [Originating From: Junkpile]

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[An ordinary person might have panicked upon waking up in such a wildly unfamiliar setting, after all this can hardly mean anything good. But Cylas has long since stopped being "ordinary" and therefore takes it calmly. He admits though, that feeling he had when he arrived was... unsettling to say the least.

A communications device, shall he use it? Despite the unsettling feeling, he decides to take a leap of faith. Who knows where it might lead him. Besides, he recognizes that being here is far better than where he was going.]

This is a largely unconventional means of abduction, so I will give points for creativity. I suppose the next question is about where I am, and I have the feeling that I'm not in Kansas anymore. You should also consider cleaning this place up, it would be terrible if guests were to get a bad first impression.

[Wait... this face looks familiar doesn't it, yet the voice doesn't match.]

Any and all information is welcome.

Comments

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Look. It's got a bar and a psychiatrist. For robots.

What more do you need, eh?


Also a psychotic raccoon who wears clothes and hates me for no reason.

[ Just because you can't remember the reason doesn't mean it's not real. ]

[video]

[breakthrough]

[A bar and a psychiatrist for machines? Next you're going to tell him that robots are people and develop relationships with each other.]

I see...

I will certainly keep that in mind.

And you are?

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ Nah, but he spends a lot of time on the internet so he could probably find those fangirls. ]

Deadpool. Freelance mercenary. For hire. Warrior for and of capitalism.

...eh, still working on making it sound snazzy before I print up the business cards.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

This is called Cybertron, as far as I know. Everything falls out of that...rip in the sky. So far we haven't exactly worked out an escape plan.

[Which is weird because you look Cybertonian...]

[Video]

[breakthrough]

Ahh Cybertron, I should have guessed.

Who are we exactly? Yourself and...?

[It's the inside that counts.]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

And about everyone else here. Not really an ideal vacation spot.

...I noticed you got a little problem with your eye--if you guys call it that.

[Video]

[raceme]

[Blurr would be raising an eyebrow if he had it.]

Breakdown what happened to you?

[Video]

[breakthrough]

[Cylas is unable to hold back a laugh.]

Not Breakdown, no.

My name is Cylas, and I suppose you can say that I'm something... more.

[Video]

[raceme]

[Blurr is confused, but unimpressed.]

You look rather similar. [Except that you look like Omega Supreme stomped on you repeatedly.]I'm Blurr.

More than what sir?

video;

[sciencetank]

Welcome to Cybertron, and if you don't recognize it, that's likely because it's mysteriously well-kept, in comparison to every other version of the planet documented so far.

Sources indicate we're brought here by some means of temporal distortion, that, and pure dumb luck, as much as it pains me to say so. As for returning to where we came from, so far, no progress has been made in that direction. We've been far too busy piecing one another back together following various instances of wanton slaughter or gallivanting about naming mountains after unmentionable portions of anatomy.

[... Did you get all that?]

video;

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[A lot of that does not make sense without context, but Cylas pushes on anyway.]

I can't say that I've been on Cybertron before, but it has been an interesting experience so far. Though it isn't what I expect for a race that's as advanced as... ours. Our arrival here sounds like a fascinating enigma, and I must say that I have a certain fondness for those.

What's this you say about wanton slaughter? Sounds interesting.

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

...Breakdown? What?

[Wait a second, that voice isn't right.]

[Video]

[breakthrough]

Bulkhead.

A pleasure to see you again. I'm afraid we will have to reschedule our rematch for a later time.

[Try not to get in his way.]

[shutupndrive]

...I remember you.

[Smokescreen had honestly been debating replying at all but to know that this slagger was here now? Oh, not a pleasant thing in the least.]

What the slag are you doing here?

[breakthrough]

[Ahh yes, he remembers you too, though he doesn't necessarily know your name. Cylas owes this 'new guy' a rematch as well.]

I imagine I am here for much the same reason you are, Autobot.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

What happened t'you, Frankenbot? Looks like ya went through the garbage disposal.

Oh, yea: yer on some sort of twin Cybertron or somethin'. If yer a 'Con, then welcome to the party. But if yer not, then you should probably stay where you belong. In the junk pile an' all.

[video]

[breakthrough]

[Hmm, yes, his recent encounters with Decepticons have left him with no doubt of his stance with them. Pity, so much wasted potential there.]

I'm afraid I'm not a Decepticon, but I am not an Autobot either.

My appearance is due to... a fortunate accident.

[sariexmachina]

[Just. This expression.]

Ewwww! What happened to your face?!

[Behold, the most tactless child.]

[breakthrough]

[Cybertronians seem keen on their human children, don't they?]

Many things, most of which would go beyond your level of understanding.

So nothing you need to worry about, little girl.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Weren't you already here before?

[video]

[breakthrough]

From this I gather that Breakdown himself has also made an appearance.

Intriguing.

You wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Cylas, did you say? Well, you're lookin' a bit like five miles'a bad road, darlin'. And you've already heard the whole spiel about Cybertron by now, I'm sure.

[audio]

[breakthrough]

This is a new Cybertron, and we were all brought here through something known as the Lambda. Yes, I am quite up-to-date as of now.

I did not know that Cybertronians cared so much about their appearances.

[bladesbot]

You weren't abducted, you were sucked through the Lambda. [This is Blades attempting to be more open and friendly.]

I'm sorry it seems so messy, but that's the junk pile, where all the trash ends up. Er, not to say you're trash! I'm sure you're not trash, you just landed in the wrong place! [Nice start, stupid.]

But you're on Cybertron. Maybe not the one we knew, but still our home planet. Exciting, right?

[breakthrough]

Yes... exciting.

[Something about this one feels almost... youthful. Young and trusting is an excellent combination, one he can work with.]

It would have been tragic if all of Cybertron looked like this. I'm guessing that most guests don't end up here.

You look like an interesting individual, what's your name?