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[sixmillionyears]

[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

Comments

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[aerospacecommander]

Random. All over the place. Annoying.

[Okay, so one of those was not actually in the definition.]

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[sixmillionyears]

I'm just frazzled! I mean I just-- I just woke up in a big pile of junk in the middle of frag knows where and everyone's telling me it's some weird dimensional thing and I think I'm allowed to be a little upset!

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[aerospacecommander]

No, you're not. One of the rules here is: no one is allowed to be upset. Even a little.

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[sixmillionyears]

Th- That's a stupid rule!

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[aerospacecommander]

I wouldn't tell Blurr that, he might get upset.

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[sixmillionyears]

Blurr? Is he important?

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[aerospacecommander]

No, not really, but he likes to pretend.

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[sixmillionyears]

Then why does it matter if I tell him anything?

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[aerospacecommander]

Do you want to deal with the fallout of him going on a tangent after you insulted one of his rules?