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[sixmillionyears]

[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

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[sixmillionyears]

I. I can't believe I missed something like that.

[ Wow way to be out of the loop Tailgate. ]

'Big guys?' You mean these... Firstforged people? Is it something I need? Do I have to do anything to get one?

[ Time for a million questions, whoops. ]

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[chatterbot]

I can explain it to you later. It'll be an epic retelling of how Arcee and Hardhead rescued us from a drifting escape pod, explained everything, and then rammed the ship into Cybertron.

Kind of like what I just said, but with more pizzazz.

I... actually have no idea. I mean, everyone comes through with them, and for a while before everyone without them started coming here there was this weird interference and this urge to leave or something. I don't know. They glowed a lot then. Maybe it has something to do with you not having one.

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[sixmillionyears]

[ Tailgate just. Groans. And whoops, it's head in hands time. ]

This just gets weirder and weirder.

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[chatterbot]

Considering what's happened so far on the Lost Light, life continuing to be weird is kind of the norm for us now. What's the last thing you remember from back on the Lost Light anyway?

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[sixmillionyears]

The last thing I remember is laying down in my hab suite for a quick recharge...

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[chatterbot]

No no no no! I mean event wise. Do you remember the whole thing with Crystal City? The Metrotitan and so on? Or do you remember all the stuff before that?