re_alignment

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[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

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Wow, there sure are a lot of us. Maybe there's a rift on the Lost Light or something.

[ He pauses thoughtfully, drifting off for a moment before he catches himself. ]

Er. Yeah. Anyways! You said there was high grade?

[ Maybe just a tiny bit desperate to be intoxicated right now. ]

I'm starting to think so.

I like pretty much every one of you guys, though. So points there.

Yes. Follow me.

[ She leads him down to the storage room of the medbay, using her kinesis module to move some larger crates down to the floor so she can get to the shelf behind where a few cubes of high grade are stashed.]

There you go.

What's that thing you just used? Seems handy.

[ Oh boy, booze! ]

Thanks!

[ Yep, just going to help himself to a cube. Definitely not in the mood to be sober any longer than necessary. ]

Do, uh, humans drink energon?

Kinesis module. Helps me lift big things.

[ A smile. ]

No worries.

Aha- no. We ea-

We drink something called 'whiskey'.

Whiskey? What's that like? Is it a kind of fuel?

[ Sipping his cube now, and let's just ignore the issue of logistics involving his lack of mouth ok ok. ]