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[sixmillionyears]

[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

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[video]

[sixmillionyears]

But... That shouldn't be possible! The dead don't just pop back to life unless-- Unless they're zombies or something.

[ Why does Tailgate get the feeling he's going to have a hell of a time adjusting to this place... ]

Do they have any leads?

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[sword_redemption]

This place is not normal, Tailgate.

This thing happened a while ago. [He's going to lock the feed.] I got changed into a human female. That shouldn't be possible either. [And that outfit was definitely impossible.]

I don't know. The police don't really, uh, talk to me.

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[sixmillionyears]

A what?

[ Someone's never seen a human before. ]

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[sword_redemption]

[Oh, frag. Right. ]

Human. Little squishy armorless thing. Like Vandal, if you've met her.


...only in a poufy skirt thing. [He'll make a vague fluffy gesture near his hips.]

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[sixmillionyears]

Oh! Wow that's.

That sounds really weird.

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[sword_redemption]

It was...weird. [Yeah, gonna go with weird.]

Let's just say a lot of bad things happened. And honestly if that could happen out of clumsiness, something worse could happen on purpose.

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[sixmillionyears]

This place doesn't sound like it's... Very nice. Are we going to be okay?

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[sword_redemption]

The war wasn't very nice either.

We'll be fine, though. As long as we stick together. That's what matters.