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[sixmillionyears]

[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

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[ex_dishonestly997]

The Badlands.

If you're one of those good Autobots, don't go there.

If you're one of the ones who disregards Decepticons just to prove a point, then do go there.

[BASES COVERED.]

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[sixmillionyears]

Ah... Okay.

You're a Decepticon?

[ More curious than OH GOD WHAT. ]

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[ex_dishonestly997]

You don't recognize--[momentarily startled.] ...Yes.

--Starscream's my designation. [pretty confident that will net some kind of reaction, though he tries to keep it superficially friendly] What's yours?

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[sixmillionyears]

[ Sorry Starscream, but Tailgate's literally been under a rock for several million years. You're nobody special to him :c ]

I'm Tailgate. Nice to meet you.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

[Warming instantly to this completely undeserved friendliness] So - Tailgate - you're a non-aligned Cybertronian?

I didn't mean to be sharp. It's been a long day.

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[sixmillionyears]

I guess I am, technically. Ultra Magnus won't let me become an Autobot until we've gone over the importance of footnotes and citations in the Autobot Code. Which means I'm probably going to be unaligned for another six million years.

It's okay. I didn't think you were being sharp. Everything's just kind of... weird right now.