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[sixmillionyears]

[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

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AUDIO;

[sixmillionyears]

Magnus! [ CAN YOU SEE HOW EXCITED HE IS TO SEE YOU oh wonderful paragon of order and virtue and security. ]

Oka-- Wait, why? Is there something wrong with them?

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

[It's so weird someone's that excited to see him. But it's Tailgate, so. D'aw.]

I'm not sure yet. Show them to me, please.

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[sixmillionyears]

Am I in trouble..?

[ He's super uneasy now, but he holds out his arms for Magnus all the same. ]

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

No. I just needed to be sure of something.

...Thank you. That'll do. I will make arrangements to see about where you can end up staying.

AUDIO; THREADJACK

[chatterbot]

[Hi! I'm here to ruin your nice organized conversation.]

I totally volunteer my room! We can be like roommates, which means I might actually be able to reach the top shelves in my room. It's pretty much the best arrangement at this point.

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

[SWERVE. SWERVE STAHP.]

He isn't much taller than you.

AUDIO;

[chatterbot]

[NEVER.]

That's the beauty of it! He can stand on my shoulders. Well not really, because those are wheels and that would hurt. More like the space between my wheels and my head. But the point still stands.

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

I foresee this going terribly. But all right, if Tailgate so chooses, he can stay with you.

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[sixmillionyears]

I'm okay with it, if it's not against the rules.

[ It's. Actually kinda nice to have someone want to be his roomie. ]

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

It's not. If it's what you want, then I'll permit it.

Tailgate, let me know if you require anything.

AUDIO;

[chatterbot]

Bam! Ultra Magnus' seal of approval! Glad to have you on board, roomie.

[Tailgate, he would be all up in your grill with noogies or something if you were anywhere nearby. SOON.]