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[sixmillionyears]

[ If there's one thing Tailgate has discovered he's not a fan of, it's waking up uncertain how he got there, after some uncertain length of unconsciousness. That's a lot of uns. Too many.

Which is why the Tailgate currently being broadcast to you live from somewhere in the junk pile is looking a liiiittle bit panicked. Just a wee bit. ]

What year is it?!

[ Or, y'know, a lot. ]

W-where am I?! Where's the ship?!

[ Okay, focus. Slow, even vents. Can't pass out now. ]

Ooooh slag not again.

Swerve? Rewind? Cyclonus? C'mon guys, someone talk to me. I'd even settle for Ultra Magnus right now...

[ He ducks his head down into his hands and focuses on his venting again, and it's only after he calms himself a little that he seems to take proper stock of his surroundings. ]

How did I even get down here..?

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[rednotbluethx]

Calm yer fraggin' cuisse, shorty! [oh yeah right]

Yer just on an alternate Cybertron an' in a junkpile where they keep da scraplets. Ain't no need t'be so uppity.

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[sixmillionyears]

Scraplets?!

[ no no no no that is the last thing he needs right now ]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Loads of 'em! But don't worry. They ain't yer biggest concern.

Jus' gonna give ya a hint: poisonous bot-spiders.

They're attracted ta movement. S'good thing you've been keepin' still an' all.

[video]

[sixmillionyears]

W-WHAT?!

[ Yeah, he's totally not been still at all. He promptly goes rigid, voice dropping down to a squeak. ]

How do I get out of here?!

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Frag, I dunno! Guess yer scrap outta luck!

I mean, the frizz rats eat ya fast, but bot-spiders take it nice an' slow.

Such bros. I'd keep one if I dinnit want to live.

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[sixmillionyears]

Y-you have to help me!

[ He's too cute and tiny to die, dammit. ]