re_alignment | [Video: Origin Maxic Temple]

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[Video: Origin Maxic Temple]

[Blackarachnia appears on screen with what looks like a basic room behind her. The she-spider turns slight to glance around once more before turning her attention back to her broadcast.]

This wasn't exactly what I was expecting when I said yes to JoJo.

[She prods a bit at the shiny glyph on her upper arm and frowns a bit. Yeah, she's not happy to have the mark on her. Why couldn't boys keep their grubby hands to themselves? Well, better find out what the deal with this place is and to find the moronic hero that won't leave her alone.]

Has anyone seen a dopey looking mutt with wings? He's hard to miss so if you see him, send him my way.

If you want to know what to look for, look up. If it looks like someone took a dog and crossed it with an eagle, you got the right mutt.

...And don't get him talking. He'll never shut up.

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Sorry, Legs. The bird-dog isn't here.

Trust me, I'd have noticed.

An just who the pit are you.

Classy as ever. Really?

Yes, really. I think I would remember if there was a fish face other then crab legs wandering around the planet.

Except apparently you don't. Hm. Must've bumped your head on the way in.

Anyway. Silverbolt's not here. Don't slag Waspinator. That's all I got to say.

As long as buzz bot leaves me alone, otherwise no promises.

Why do you care if I slag the creep anyway? And who are you anyway fish breath?

Not seen anyone like that, no. You, and he, are one of the ones with animal altmodes, right?

[Looks like it, anyway. Which also means they're kind of tiny.]

..Yeah, whats it to you.

[Blackarachnia may be small, but she packs quite the punch. Or at least she likes to think so.]

[Elita tilts her helm, her stare somewhat arch.]

Nothing, really. Seeing details, making an observation... Part of my job. Never seen anyone with animal altmodes before this place... Well, except the Dinobots.

[But even that's not the same as this, since the Dinobots are normal size... or were, in the case of Swoop.]

I'm happy to say things have advanced since those things were in use.

[Blackarachnia can't help but feel a little self-conscious right now. Can you blame a spider for feeling like she's in a land of giants?]

It's been quite some time since energon guzzlers like you were still processing.

"Advanced"? [She tilts her helm, voice dry. And "things", really?]

Fuel's never really been an issue, even if we do have micromasters to use less where expedient. So you'd be from a reality where things went differently... and are further from what most of us here probably considers "now".

I guess you could say that.

[Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy sexy lady!]

Sounds like you could use some help.

[MANLY help. Which is the same as saying: SPRINGER.]

[She's not impressed.]

That depends on what kind of help you're offering.

[He will simply have to try harder?]

What kind of help do you need? [Eyebrow waggle.] Pretty sure I can handle it. [Especially if it involves heavy lifting.]

[He can try all he wants, she'll find a use for him if he proves to be useful.]

Oh I don't know. Can a big strong bot like you handle a little tour? I'd love to see what's outside this temple.

[Well rowr. This is turning into a really good day for Springer.]

Handle it? I'll show you everything you need to know. Uhhhh.... Beautiful lady. [Good recovery!]

Wait till I show you the washracks.

[...too soon?]

[Well he works fast. Down boy, this spider has a bot even if he's not here.]

Then stop talking and come show me.

[Males are so easily manipulated.]

Edited 2012-11-03 11:13 (UTC)

[Springer does everything fast.]

[Uh but not that. That, you know, he doesn't need any help in that department.]

Your wish is my command, beautiful.

[Good to know.]

Then I'll be waiting outside.

Not for long~!

[And he's on his way. Expect at any moment the sight of a large--and very, very manly, green helicopter.]

[Whoa. Did everything come big here? Blackarachnia is standing there with her claw shielding her eyes for a moment. Compared to the large helicopter, she was... small. But all female. ]

Hello there Blades. You know a girl could start feeling she's at a disadvantage here.

[Nah, just Springer. Everything about him is proportional. ]

[Even the macho.]

Disadvantage? [He tilts his head. ] Nah, looks to me like you've got all the advantages here, beautiful.

[Smooth Romeo.]

I'd be worried if I didn't. Now how about a big strong bot like you start showing me around. I'm curious to see what you can show me.

[He's smoother than smooth.]

Sure thing. How you want to go? Ground or air?

[Because he's got both. *FLEX*]

[Right...]

I think I'd like to travel by air if that isn't a problem~.

[He will transform into his copter mode again. SHINY. ]

Not a problem, gorgeous. You wanna hop on?

[Yes, very shiny. Just show her around and she won't mess with your controls.]

I'd be happy to.

[Blackarachnia carefully climbs in and gets comfortable.]

Now lets see what this place has to offer.

Ah, the spider. I remember you.

Good for you, now do me a favor and go find some catnip and buzz off.

[Whoever you are, you're making her feel uneasy and that's not a good thing.]

[ALL YOU GET IS A WOLF WHISTLE]

Is there a name to go with that whistle or should I just assume you're appreciating a well formed bot and leave it at that.

The name's Frenzy. An' yer one weird lookin' femme. Not bad, though. Diggin' the scary extra legs. Bet they can do some real damage on a mech. Like, tear 'em apart or somethin'.

Why don't you come close and I'll show you how dangerous my legs are big boy.

[She'll have her guns ready and primed just for him.]

Oooh, I see what yer doin'! [snicker] Yea, I think I'm gonna like you. [You shall live.]

[How generous of you.]

Oh do you~? Wish I could say the feelings mutual but I don't know you yet.

Weird, considerin' I'm one of Megatron's most valuable soldiers responsible fer takin' out at least three, maybe four, maybe two hundred dozen Autobots, s'all.

[Blackarachnia frowns and peers at him for several long moments. Eventually she tilts her head a bit before her optics widen a little.]

You have got to be kidding me.

Edited 2012-11-08 11:31 (UTC)

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