[ VIDEO ]

[heroicpose]

[ Have an extremely pissy looking red and yellow robot. He's got a pretty impressive scowl at the moment, and points directly at the video feed accusingly. He's still standing in the junk pile, his armor a bit scratched up from his landing. Not his most pristine moment and he's pretty aware of it. ]

Hey, what's up with all this? Do you know who I am? I'm Rodimus! Rodimus Prime! You can't just take me away from my crew without my permission and dump me in a heap of garbage. This is kidnapping.

[ His optics narrow and he crosses his arms. ]

I'll give whoever is responsible one chance to come forward and tell me where I am or else there's going to be bigger problems.

Comments

[Video]

[heroicpose]

The one and only.

[ And the pissyness is starting to roll off. ]

Yeah? Well, that's cool I guess.

[Video]

[vandalization]

Badass.

Yeah, it is. He's a good bestie. So I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you could probably use some catchup time and a stuff drink.

Want the coordinates to the bar? It's where everyone's meeting up. I can give you a checkup if you're damaged.

[Video]

[heroicpose]

The bar. You do know I'm the captain, right? Got to set an example and all.



By which I mean, do you even have to ask? Of course I want it. Pass on the checkup, though. Aside from a few dings, I look about as fresh off the line as they come.

[Video]

[vandalization]

Bot after my own heart. You got it, Tiger.

[ She sends the coordinates. Look you even have a nickname. ]

See you down there, then?

[Video]

[heroicpose]

Sure.

[ Boy, will he be surprised when he sees how tiny and fleshy you are ]

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ She kind of savors those moments. ]

[Video]

[heroicpose]

[ Watch out for some mild racism. ]

What's your name, by the way?

[Video]

[vandalization]

Vandal.