re_alignment | [Video/Action] [Originating from Solian Temple]

[When Wheeljack awoke, it took a moment for those optics to adjust to the lighting of the temple. He hadn't remembered falling asleep...in fact, he couldn't remember what felt like a significant gap of time. Maybe a few hours? Knowing him, he'd probably had too much high-grade, as Wreckers do, and passed out. But still, why was he here? This wasn't anywhere near the bar, nor would someone just give up when his (and Bulkhead's) room was only around the next couple of corners. That's just plain rude.

But there was something else. Something felt...missing. He couldn't place exactly what, but it sort of chewed at the back of his mind. Figuring it was just him trying to remember the events, he shook his helm and shakily sat upright. Yep, this was the Solian Temple, all right. His eyes didn't lie to him. And he's by the altar too. Just like the newcomers do.

That was...interesting.

He gave his arms a few flexes, making sure everything was still functional before he saw his Link lying next to him. Oh, so they couldn't bring him to his room, but they left his Link just in case he needed it. That was nice. He picks it up and flicks it on, eyes squinting at the light of the screen.]

So...who do I give thanks for takin' me home from the bar?

[Guess who's back, everyone!]

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I hadn't heard of any such shenanigans occurring amongst the Wreckers I'm familiar with.

...Did you just say 'shenanigans'.

Yes.

...Do I even need to go into the details on how yuppy that sounded?

I'm not familiar with that term.

Pretentious. High class?

[And thus, you get Wheeljack's imitation.]

Doth Primus know you Wrecketh and Rule?

I don't consider myself to be 'high class' in the slightest.

And your imitation is horrendous. Not only is your pronunciation utterly wretched, but you assume a belief in 'Primus' I certainly do not possess, despite my occasional curse to the contrary.

[And now he's stuck in that accent.]

By jove, I think you're right.

[Okay enough of that.]

Hey man, personally makes no difference to me if Primus is or isn't a thing. Rumor has it that's how Prime became...Prime.

Charming. Truly.

And here, I was under the impression it was simply due to the Council passing off the Matrix of Leadership. How foolish of me.

Don't ask me on the specifics. Bulk told me Prime went to the center of Cybertron himself and met Primus.

Perhaps he was simply delusional.

Wouldn't bet on it. He's not the delusional type.

Anyone can be, in the right circumstance.

Even you, Percy?

That would be detrimental to the project I was involved in. So no.

You said anyone, chief.

Now either you prove yourself wrong about that, or you prove yourself wrong about the previous statement. Either way, you're not 100% correct.

I am always one-hundred percent correct.

I'm merely a statistical outlier.

Spare me the details in definin' that. Get the feeling it's pretty complicated.

I'll forward you a comprehensive definition in text format to pursue at your leisure.

Posthaste, my good mech. Solar cycles are passing!

Edited 2012-11-09 08:21 (UTC)

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[Oh, he'll send it. And he'll also send an audio recording, set to auto-execute when the file is opened.]

[Said recording is in the driest, flattest voice he can possibly manage to produce. And it reads. The entire. File.]

Message sent.

...

[Okay that got dull after the first five seconds.]

Wait, how do I get this thing to stop.

You can't.

We'll see about that.

[There's a little beep noise.]

You're going to attempt to detonate it, aren't you?

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