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[The majority of Swerve's time is now spent in the Hub, seeing as it's sort of a hub for the glyphless and he's sort of the bartender, so it comes as no surprise that the background of his video feed is the bar itself. It's pretty obviously the slow part of the day, made more-so by the fact that he's actually made himself a fancy tiered drink, delicate layers and crazy straw and all. Where is he even getting those? Whoooo knoooows. It's a mystery!]

Well, that whole thing was fun.

[If by 'fun', one meant 'kind of exhausting'. The whole thing was made worse by the very public and very obvious information regarding the Glyphless. BUT WE'RE NOT FOCUSING ON THAT RIGHT NOW because wow, just no. There is a limit to how much shit he can put up with while sober. Or just in general. Remember when hot to live in peace and an adventure that occasionally went robot pear-shaped were his only worries? Good times.]

So yeah, you know what's actually pretty obvious? We've got a ton of people here from about eight different universes with cybertronians, and quite a few without, and so on and so on. So I'm here thinking “Wow I'd like to know more about these places”. Basically, I'm wondering if alla you are up for some kinda information exchange or somethin'. Everyone shares a bit about where they come from. Or a lot. Up to you all in general. I'm just curious is all.

Oh! Right. Before I forget, raise your hand if you wanna learn to mix engex and all that good stuff, 'cos I do actually have to recharge every once in a while. Y'know... [He holds his hands a little close.] Just a bit. So it'd probably be a good idea to have someone else who knows how.

[Not you, Wing. You have, like, fifty jobs. When do you even sleep, seriously?]

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[raceme]

Fun yes, tiresome as well. Are you feeling alright Swerve?

I don't mind sharing informationa bout my world, more knowledge always comes in handy.

You could teach us how to mix drinks? [Because Blurr thinks that could be interesting to learn. Plus, working keeps his mind occupied.]

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[angleofscience]

I'd definitely be interested; I've found some... similarities and differences both with one of the realities in particular, so it'd be useful to have a more coherent exchange to see if the initial impression holds up...

[He chuckles a bit, dryly.]

Of course being systematic about it might also become unwieldy, so I'm hesitant about where to begin...

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I can share basic information I've gathered on various non-Cybertronian lifeforms here. But only what is not deemed confidential. Not sure if such information is something you're looking for, but... You could probably use non-Cybertronian biology and biological functions in order to create something for them to consume, besides your engex. [The best use of medical info: how to make booze for aliens.]