[Audio][Encrypted location]

[copperkitty]

[Things have been a little grim around here lately, how about lighting things up with a few prank phone calls? And if "lighting" means annoying half the planet, then so be it. Kay and Cheetor have this both totally covered, no worries. It's just a little bit of fun after all, who can it hurt? It took Cheetor far longer than he'd like to figure out how to hide their location, now let the fun begin!

Someone is calling you mechs and organics alike, dare you answer?

No one says that either of them are going to be any good at this.]

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AUDIO;

[thehardway]

Yes, this is Ultra Magnus.

AUDIO;

[copperkitty]

[Oh whoops, better lower his voice and hope UM doesn't recognize him.]

Yes, I'm a part of the Acolyte Union, and I'm calling to ask about your pipes.

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

Pipes isn't here that I'm aware of. Though I figure he's still recovering from his impulsive behav--

[Oh you don't mean the person.]

Apologies. What about my pipes? I wasn't aware Acolytes went onto the Link.

[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

A little busy here, what is it?

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Oh. You're going to recognize her voice too, Albert. So she'll just muffle it.]

A little busy here, what is it?

AUDIO;

[copperkitty]

Well, as you know it's in our best interest to provide the best services we can to the-

Wait are you discriminating against us?

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

Not in the least. I simply cannot recall a time in which I have seen any of you speak on the Link openly like this. No offense was meant.

AUDIO;

[copperkitty]

WELL, just goes to show how much attention anyone pays to any of us!

To think I was going to fix your pipes too.

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

Something is wrong with them?

AUDIO;

[copperkitty]

That depends, are they broken or not?

[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

Huh?

[He's not familiar with that brand of humor.]

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Huh?

[Sorry Albert. She'll get you ice cream later to make up for this.]

[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

[Okay they might be hard of hearing.]

Wait, what?

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Wait, what?

[Audio]

[tearsofsteel]

Huh?

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Huh?

[She's really trying hard not to laugh right now.]

[Audio]

[happyduckbutt]

Uh...hello?

[audio]

[showboater]

[He was in the middle of an afternoon nap when the Link went off.]

What.

AUDIO;

[thehardway]

No, I don't think so.

[Audio]

[neverputincharge]

Yeah, whatcha need?

[Audio]

[copperkitty]

Hey boss we did what you asked.

So what do we do with the body?

[audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Sorry, she's got an important call for you.]

Who's on first?

[Audio]

[happyduckbutt]

Huh?

Wait, what're you talking about?

[Audio]

[copperkitty]

Don't give me that! I'm panicking here!

What if the firstforged find out?

Tell me what to do!

[Audio]

[copperkitty]

[There's a looooong silence before the line goes dead.

Weird right?

Five minutes later your comm rings again.]