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[Things have been a little grim around here lately, how about lighting things up with a few prank phone calls? And if "lighting" means annoying half the planet, then so be it. Kay and Cheetor have this both totally covered, no worries. It's just a little bit of fun after all, who can it hurt? It took Cheetor far longer than he'd like to figure out how to hide their location, now let the fun begin!

Someone is calling you mechs and organics alike, dare you answer?

~~No one says that either of them are going to be any good at this.~~]

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[Oh whoops, better lower his voice and hope UM doesn't recognize him.]

Yes, I'm a part of the Acolyte Union, and I'm calling to ask about your pipes.

Pipes isn't here that I'm aware of. Though I figure he's still recovering from his impulsive behav--

[Oh you don't mean the person.]

Apologies. What about my pipes? I wasn't aware Acolytes went onto the Link.

Well, as you know it's in our best interest to provide the best services we can to the-

Wait are you discriminating against us?

Not in the least. I simply cannot recall a time in which I have seen any of you speak on the Link openly like this. No offense was meant.

WELL, just goes to show how much attention anyone pays to any of us!

To think I was going to fix your pipes too.

Something is wrong with them?

That depends, are they broken or not?

No, I don't think so.

Huh...

I'll just take your word for it, though that's kinda against the rules.

But what's a rule broken here and there, right?

Unacceptable.

If it is a rule for you to evaluate my pipes, then do so.

[He wants to laugh so badly you have no idea. Look at all that self-control.]

Hey, let's make a deal.

How 'bout you tell no one about this and I'll make sure that you get the best energon we have.

I mean c'mon, it's just this one time.

No. Absolutely not. If it is within your laws, then we must follow it.

Well if you're going to be rude, fine.

I won't evaluate your pipes.

You're forcing me to go against the rule book, shame on you.

I am forcing nothing. A true enforcer of the law would follow those guidelines.

Who do you serve under? Which of the Firstforged?

Alpha Trion.

You got any problems with our service you take it up with him.

In the meantime I'll get back to your pipes and the other issues when I feel like it.

I certainly will.

Watch out for scraplets.

Anyway, thank you for your time sir I hope we have provided you with the best service we have to-

[Nope he has to hang up before he gives in to helpless giggles. That was definitely fun and there will naturally be no consequences for any of this.]

[THAT WAS TERRIBLE SERVICE.]

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