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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 [Well, he got over that whole being dead thing fast. Must be a thing with Wreckers.  The feed shows Wheeljack at a distance, sizing up an empty area of the Haven, doing perimeters, measuring, you name it.  It might be better not to ask, but do you really want to take that chance? Best to just get it over with.  Wheeljack seems to realize the feed is on, which is understandable, putting his hands to his hips as he looks back at the empty plot.]

So. We've all been here how long...and no one's thought to build a ship?

[He puts his fingers in the picture-frame position, scratching his helm.]

Figure I'd try and remake my own ship, the Jackhammer. See what it's like up by the Lambda. 

"It...was a good idea, Wheeljack"

[That voice was not his own, but seemed to come from the vicinity. It makes the Wrecker perk up considerably, though.]

I thought so too.

...

Any of you got some free time?

And Solus, if ya've got a minute...

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Just a trip. Wanna check the Lambda out.

By the way, you're not related to a Ratchet, are ya?

[Cause that Ratchet is weird green just like you.]

[dinnerdate]

You'll probably die.








...Why would I be?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Loving the confidence there.




No reason. Just...thought I'd ask.

[dinnerdate]

Just being honest.




...

Did I do something?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

You? Nope.



Just met a Ratchet who was...your colours. Kind of.

[dinnerdate]

...So we have to be related because our paint jobs match?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Just askin'.


Woke up on the wrong side of the berth?

[dinnerdate]

I'm always like this.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

You seem moreso today.

[dinnerdate]

How?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Can't really define it. You just seem more...

Gloomy.

[dinnerdate]

[Sigh.]

You should get used to it.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Say, why don't you help out?

Take your mind off that I'm-going-to-die feelin' you always have.

[dinnerdate]

You want me to help?

[Why?]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I think it'd be good for you.



As long as ya don't try to drain anyone there.

[dinnerdate]

Only because I owe you... I'll probably die though.

[That'll get his mind off dying right?]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

You won't die, Deads. Promise.

[Watch, you're going to die.]

[dinnerdate]

Until one your Autobot friends decide they hate me.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey, there's gonna be no rough housin' durin' this.

[dinnerdate]

Knowing you, I doubt that.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

....




Tiny bit of rough housin'.

[He holds his fingers up to show a 'tiny bit']

[dinnerdate]

...I'm going to die.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Now what kind of attitude is that?

[dinnerdate]

Mine?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

No, Seaspray's.

[Yes, yours.]