re_alignment | [ Video | Alpha Trion's Temple ]

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✘ doctor who | oswin oswald

[ Video | Alpha Trion's Temple ]

[There's a lot of static for a second before the camera focus, a young woman backing away from the camera as she grins warmly at the screen. Reaching up to tuck her hair behind her ear, being careful of the flower resting there, Oswin tucks her arms behind her back, leaning over just a bit to peer at the camera better.]

Well this is a odd little place isn't it? At least it's not cold, that's definitely a perk! I wish I had an idea of where I was though. I tried to find something out but there's no system to link up to--which is a shame, I'll have you know.

[She tsks a bit, arms falling from behind her back as she plops herself down on a seat in front of the camera now, smoothing out her skirt as she crosses her legs at her ankles.]

My name's Oswin Oswald, former junior entertainment manager for the starliner Alaska~ Otherwise I'm just a girl that likes to bake I suppose. Been told I make a mean souffle~

[Oswin grins, shifting again, pulling her legs up after a moment to tuck them under herself.]

Anyone care to tell a girl where she's landed? Last I knew, I was on a planet about to explode. .....Chinboy, did you have something to do with this? I thought I told you to leave me behind, you naughty boy.

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Hello, Oswin Oswald! [Yeah, that voice might almost sound familiar. Almost.] Unfortunately, you're stuck here. Great big robot planet from a kid's show, apperently it's been real the entire time an' I never knew it, imagine that! We're all stuck here, sadly. I can't even get back home with my TARDIS. I've tried.

But hey! At least you're not blowing up! That's a plus! Though I doubt you'll find your "Chinboy" here. They don't seem to have the common courtesy of bringin' our friends here with us when they drag us here.

By the way, Hello again! I'm the Doctor! Pleasure to meet you! It's too bad we don't have any milk here, souffles sound fantastic right about now!

[Oswin's eyebrow lifts a bit, a sort of 'Do you think I'm dumb look?' on her face.]

You aren't the Doctor. Your chin is all wrong, though you are quite handsome in your own right. So who are you really, handsome stranger, Hm? And shame to hear we're on some weird toy planet but it's better than an explodin asylum planet, yeah?

What???

What's wrong with my chin? I like my chin.

...You're obviously thinking of some other Doctor. I'm the Doctor. Not Doctor Smith or...anything like that alright sometimes Doctor Smith but only when I'm giving an alias...! [Someone's not used to people recognizing his name. 8| He's gotten used to anonymity here! What is this witchcraft???]

You mentioned the TARDIS, handsome stranger. Chinboy uses that too. Like I said though, he doesn't look like you so why are you using his name and claiming to have his TARDIS, Hm?

[She's grinning lazily now but her eyes are narrowed a bit, watching him closely. If this one messed with her chinboy, there will be hell to pay.]

Wh-...!!!

[DING! Lightbulb!]

Wait wait wait. Alright, ok, so. Different face, [He gestures to his face] same name an' same ship, ok. That's an easy one, hold on. [And then he's running over to the TARDIS' control panel, pushing a few buttons, and bringing up an image of his Nineth face.

Before pointing the communicator at it. He hasn't stopped rambling on the entire time.]

Sounds like you just met me in another form! My people can change their faces, it's a handy dandy little trick we use, like a "get out of Death free" card! Is this who you met?

You sure do ramble as much as chinboy did...

[Its weird because she can almost see the similarities...As he continues rambling and looking for something though, Oswin does some searching of her own, running a scan of his image and finding somethig interesting.

And by interesting that means nothing because she herself erased all the data.]

Hm? Oh, no, that's not him but he's quite good looking. Chinboy wears suspenders and a bow tie, travels with a red head girl and her boy--who's quite handsome himself. So is the red head for that matter.

[She says it thoughtfully, grinning to herself before focusing on the screen again.]

Do you know what the Daleks are, handsome stranger? Because that's what the Doctor was helping me with.

[Nope not that Doctor alright! He's rambling right along again, oblivious to the scan she performs, as if this is a great puzzle to solve. And he does love puzzles!]

Braces and a bow tie, that's easy!

[And with that, another image pops up on the screen, and he turns and grins at her triumphantly.]

Voila! Though...I never traveled with a red-headed lady and "her boy" with that face...[>8|...???] You sure it wasn't a red-headed boy an' a girl? Jamie and Victoria mayb-...[And now his serious face comes back out and he straightens up, nodding solemnly.] Daleks, yeah. I know about Daleks. Don't get along very well, me an' them...

I have to say, though...in all the times I've dealt with them, I don't remember you...which is funny, 'cause I try pretty hard to remember everyone I meet. Especially if they had the misfortune of bein' caught up with the Daleks. [After all, he blames himself for pretty much everything Dalek-esque when it comes to their attacks on the humans. Things aren't quite adding up. And boy, he's certainly getting a sense of deja vu. River Song flashes to mind uncomfortably.]

No, no, that's not right either. Too old. And he was traveling with Rory and Amy, a married couple--having some problems though, poor things. Seemed alright before the asylum blew up though.

[Oswin gets a bit of a serious expression on her face as well, reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind her ear.]

As weird as this might seem, handsome stranger, I think I'm from your future. Because I erased the Doctor from the Daleks' database and you would know that if you were my chinboy. I think I'm from your future.

[She goes quiet for a moment before grinning brightly, winking at him.]

Interesting huh? I wish there was a real network to link up to. That would help me out quite a bit.

Huh...[Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. And at the same time makes all the sense in the world. He groans quietly and rubs the bridge of his nose. This seemed to be developing into a bit of a habit.]

Oh, you'd be surprised how not-wierd this is, believe me. So, did Chinb-...I ever tell you what exactly the TARDI-wait, erased the Dalek's records?! How did you do that??? [Which makes somethig else she's been saying ding in his head, too.] What're you talkin' about, asylum? Do I want to know???

[Finally, he sighs, rubbing his face again.]

Look, we should probably meet up somewhere. Start from the top, all that. You can stay with me on the TARDIS if you like. Might as well; haven't got anyone else from our dimension here with us. Might as well stick together. Where are you right now? [To be completely honest, which he won't, he's just begun to get rather lonely without a companion around the ship. He's still worried about Donna, too. He needs something to distract him.]

Oh you are a spastic little thing aren't you? [There's a musing tone there, Oswin quite entertained by this version of the Doctor.] It was easy, erasing the records I mean. You just have to know what you're doing, handsome stranger.

[Winking at him, Oswin leaned back in her seat, shifting her position to get a bit comfortable. Her expression falters--briefly--when he mentions meeting up, and for a split second her entire form seems to flicker before everything's back to normal.]

As much as I'd love to, I'm not sure if that's a good idea. I mean, I wanted to see the TARDIS before but..things are a bit complicated, I'm afraid.

You've been a naughty...whatever the frag you are and you're in the afterlife being punished for your sins.

[Yup yup. Would this face lie to you?]

[Oswin grins, despite her initial surprise at the robot she's seeing on the other end of the line, propping her elbow in the opposite hand and tapping a finger against her lips.]

Hm, that might be possible. Though I wouldn't call this punishment, big eye.

[Sassy, huh?]

Yeah? Just wait.

[Nothing coul be worse than realizing you're not human anymore and, are in fact, a Dalek.]

I look forward to all this bad stuff you seem to think is going to scare little old me, big eye~

[You wanna try having your hands replaced by huge clumsy claws? Go for it. Whirl will compare notes.]

I look forward to you eating those words.

[With that freaky mouth of yours.]

[Oh sweetie, you can compare all you want but at least you aren't a cylindrical killing machine that's apart of a hive mind.]

And I look forward to servin you up your own words, big eye~

[That gets him a wink and a kiss blown his way as well.]

[Cylinders are stupid, so, no.]

[...wut the....]

Somethin' wrong with you. [In his expert, professional opinion.]

No~ is there something wrong with you?

[Cheeky cheeky~]

[A shrug.]

If you ask my therapist, tons of things.

[He's starting a collection.]

A bonafide crazy robot! How interesting and kind of like being at home.

[She says it thoughtfully before grinning brightly at him.]

What's your name anyway, handsome eye?

[Hey he earned this crazy. You better appreciate it.]

Your home sucks.

[Just like this place.]

....[So much temptation........!!! Eh. Why not.] Whirl.

Tell me something I don't know, cheeky one. A planet full of crazed, murderous alien robots? Not exactly a picnic, let me tell you.

[But she takes it all in stride really.]

Pleasure to meet you, Whirl~

Edited 2012-11-26 13:54 (UTC)

Something wrong with a planet full of crazed murderous robots?

[AHEM.]

Is it.

Well, when they're a hive mind that strives to kill all humanoid creatures throughout the universe--scratch that, all other races throughout the universe simply because they think they're the dominate race?

Yeah there's something wrong with that, one eye.

What part? The hive mind or the conquest?

A little of both. Oh, and it might have had something to do with them capturing me and turning me into one of them but, you know...

Edited 2012-11-29 12:08 (UTC)

....they must really hate you if they made you look like that .

[Oswin rolls her eyes, shaking her head a bit.]

This is how I use to look, one eye.

[She hesitates for a moment before she flickers and disappears, leaving behind an odd looking alien robot--minus the chains.]

This is what they made me.

Edited 2012-12-06 12:11 (UTC)

[Whirl kinda digs it.]

What's the point of empurata if they're gonna give you a holoprojector, for frag's sake.

[What's this world coming to!?]

[The Dalek stays in view, it's eye stalk moving a bit before it zooms in some and projects the hologram of Oswin again, the young woman resting her hands on her hips.]

They didn't give me anything, one eye~ I reconfigured some of my programming to enable me to do some new tricks. Really nifty designs, these Daleks are~

[She has a musing tone, all cheerful and whatnot, but there's a dark look in her eyes as the hologram leans against the Dalek.]

Yeah, so you one of those science nerds?

[NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS.]

Robots are way better than...whatever that pink thing is you're trying to look like.

What is it wit' you fleshies, always showin' up where ya don't belong? Like we needed another one of yous 'round here.

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I just forgot to check the roster to make sure there was room for another one of us.

[She says it all sweet like but she's more mocking than anything else, Oswin tilting her head a bit.]

What is it with you wannabe superior robots showing up like you're all big and bad, hm small fry?

Wait. [pause] There's a roster? [pause] Hey, shuddup! We are sooperior! An' I can prove it t'ya, if you'd like. Jus' name a time an' place an' I'll show you jus' how weak ya sacks-a meat really are. [DUBIOUS SNICKERING]

[Oswin can't help but grin, propping her chin in her hand now, elbow resting on the arm of her chair.]

You're so cute. Like a little kid trying to be his daddy or something.

Yer laughin' now, but you shoulda seen what I did to the last fleshie dat took me fer granted. HA! You guys go splat real easy, don'tcha?

"Daddy"? Ugh, right, hoomans have weird matin' slag.

Fleshie? Assumptions, assumptions~

What? Ya made out of plastic or somethin' jus' as weak?

Hardly, cutie pie.

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[ Video | Alpha Trion's Temple ]

OMG THIS IS GOING TO BE SO CRACKALICIOUS

BD DAMN RIGHT IT IS

ANY CHANCE TO TROLL MY OWN MUSE IS ALWAYS THE BEST

XD so mean but so wonderful!

Heeee yessss! And if I ever canon-update/regenerate him in-game, OMG...!

Cx oh the good times.

OMG SRSLY These two...XDDD

XD it's wonderful!

Ten bucks says by the end of the month, the Doctor will have started decorating her Mark III Machine

xD!!

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