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Jetfire ([personal profile] angleofscience) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-11-27 12:05 am

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Greetings. [Jetfire probably looks a bit too serious for the topic this is going to be revealed to be about, but he's simply like that.]

After I promised someone who's not... er, as big as some of us a way to get around more easily, it was clear more of you would need the same. Since unless you've found something in the Junk Pile or can always trust to quickly have a nearby cybertronian offer or ask them, which might not always be possible in an emergency.

So, this is hopefully a workable solution... [Jetfire briefly partly turns away from the feed, and when he turns back he angles the arm he has the computer screen on that's recording to show a... well, it reminds of a disc. Maybe an upside-down frisbee, with an added, low railing and what's clearly seating.]

They hover, and you control direction by leaning where you want to go... it is recommended you sit down while riding one of these. Speed I've managed to add as a manual control toggle.

[It was, however, easier to make the control motion sensitive, even if that might make them slightly harder to control for the humans and/or other smaller organics that would need them.

He carefully puts the little disc back on the table beside him as he turns back to the feed.]


I only have seven of these for now, but I'm working on more, so ideally every temple that has at least an organic will get one first, then the Hub ought to have one, and then I can start giving them out to any who wants or needs one.

Locked to Four
I apologise for the time this took, but yours was tinier than the others, so they were all finished more or less at the same time.

[This time the little hover frisbee-like disc he presents have a little extra "frisbee" attached behind, much larger than the front one as well as two claw arms, one obviously meant to pick up anything that couldn't be made, or wasn't, magnetic, and the other one to pick up what the claw couldn't.]

I had to compromise between the size that would most fit you and how large the... ah, attachments could be and still make it reasonably easy to control. I hope it works.

Locked to Starscream
[Excuse him as he stares into the feed for a moment, then glances away no, he's not squirming and back, shaking his helm.]

Starscream... I need to talk to you. In person.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 6)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-12-01 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Starscream huffs, but heads inside. He isn't even very far before he turns around again. Because Jetfire. Really?]

So you're in a rush to get back?
aerospacecommander: (starscream 299)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-12-03 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Always the helpful idiot.

[Starscream does not like. It might be for slightly selfish reasons that he does not like this. But still. He huffs before wandering around the lab to poke at the random equipment.]

Speaking of stupidity, what is your great and grand master plan?

Going to go jump into the tear in space? I'm sure that'll end well.
aerospacecommander: (starscream 290)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-12-04 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
... Sounds almost intriguing. I can understand why you'd be so interested despite the moronic nature of the idea.

[He tilts his head to the side and looks directly at Jetfire and considers his options.]

Too bad you're going to miss your plastic surgery appointment.

[Jetfire gets a direct blast from the null ray -- not strong enough to hurt him, of course -- but just enough to knock the idiot out. Because like slag he's letting Jetfire do something that stupid. He's then also going to stomp out and attempt to jam the lab door from the outside.]
aerospacecommander: (starscream 93)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-12-05 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he knew that wouldn't take long. He wasn't sure if he should answer or just ignore Jetfire or not ...]

No.

[Short. Simple. And to the point.]
aerospacecommander: (starscream 2)

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[personal profile] aerospacecommander 2012-12-06 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're an idiot.

[AND GUESS WHAT? He's going to hang up.]