re_alignment | [Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

[The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.]

I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message: This is the DJD.

For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant.

[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.]

Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency.

[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.]

And, Pharma, I would like a word.

To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.

[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.]

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A fellow upholder of justice then. I admire how you've taken the law into your own hands, Officer.

[Is he being an asshole here? WHO KNOWS? He's just so polite about it, HOW CAN YOU EVEN TELL?]

[Blurr's is a pro when it comes to passive -aggressive comebacks.]

Thank YOU _{I am so glad I have your approval} I don't know how I had been able to live all my life without it.

The name is BLURR, sir.

I'm glad we approve of one another's jobs.

Now why don't you tell me a little about this organisation you've got running?

It's lovely

I will _{if you tell me more} about the DJD [QUID PRO QUO mr. Lecter.]

After you. I insist.

[Listening to this guy is aggravating, and Tarn isn't sure if it's worth his time.]

I want YOUR word first.

[Deal with it, Tarn. He could be talking faster. And trust is sure he can't trust your word but he will demand it anyway.]

Autobots; you continue to be absolutely no surprise when it comes to a lack of politeness.

I feel like I'm repeating myself. If you have questions, ask someone who's familiar with our work. Ambulon comes to mind.

I've grown tired of playing whatever game you think you're running. Was there anything of value you wanted to impart, or are you going to keep wasting my time?

Factions doesn't matter here NOT anymore and I'm polite but I ALSO careful around strangers you see. [Psycho strangers, more exactly.]

I like to hear the information _{from the original source} sue me.

Such little patience BUT very well then I guess this conversation is going nowhere.

And yet you retain your badge. Faction matters so long as you refuse to lose what you chose to distinguish your allegiances by.

[YOU DON'T KNOW HE'S PSYCHO. HE HASN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET. JUST BEEN REAL POLITE AND CLASSY... and a bit of a bitch]

I could do much more than sue.

But it appears this conversation is now over.

The badge helps me remember what happened and why we shouldn't make the same mistakes here IT IS NOT a matter of fac-ti-ons anymore.

[NOPE he doesn't but others told him. Sorry pal, he's wary of you.]

So could I but that but we just met after all and I'm a shy guy.

Finewithme.

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[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

COME TO DADDY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /dramatic pose o9

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

I DON'T HAVE ONE D8

then YOU CAN CALL ME "BIG DADDY" 8D

SORRY YOU ARE NOT MY SUGAR DADDY

IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR FATHER?

YES /is a rebel

THIS IS WHY NO ONE LOVES YOU. YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT. SON, I AM DISAPPOINT

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME THIS WAY D8

IT IS TOUGH LOVE