[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

[songofmypeople]

 [The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.] 

I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message:  This is the DJD.  

For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant. 

[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.] 

Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency. 

[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.] 

And, Pharma, I would like a word.

To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.  

[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.] 


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Comments

[songofmypeople]

[She's got experience then.]

That is a somewhat impressive skill-set. It's the former that I'm most interested in. Tell me more about this paralyzing agent of yours.

[And you leave all those drifts alone.]

[treacherous_widow]

[When you're stuck in a war, getting blown up is all too common. So is having to pull yourself back together.]

I figured that might get your attention. It's called cyber venom and only I can produce it. It's one of the perks of my beast mode.

[songofmypeople]

How do you produce it? Can it be stored for later use?

[Beast mode? Ew.
Man, he can't even say that, his buddies are kitchen supplies and a gun.
Never mind.
Still, this couldn't possibly get any more cootie-vibey.]

[treacherous_widow]

[Get grossed out all you want. It was either get a beast mode or deal with Energon build up on a primitive planet with no way off.

The same way any spider does. In their body. I might be able to store it easily enough. If I have the right containment unit.

sob

[songofmypeople]

[The future sounds like it SUCKS. That said

He's got a pretty good grasp of internal/external anatomy given how often he's taking people apart on the job. Don't tempt him to crack her open to get at the goods.]

We should work on that. It could prove an entertaining education experiment.

Re: sob

[treacherous_widow]

[...You have no idea.

Now lets avoid getting a look under her plating. Sorry to say that despite how handsome you look, you're not exactly her type.]

We just might sometime.

[songofmypeople]

I'll be in contact.

[treacherous_widow]

I'll be around.

[She ends the feed at that.]