AUDIO;

[thehardway]

I... apologize for my disappearance. I'm afraid I was rather preoccupied with a very distracting task.

Yes. So.

I will scan the Link and catch up shortly, but I'm afraid I will need to be debriefed. If someone could do that.

That would be. Good.

Comments

[Audio]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[YEAH WHEELJACK'S CALLING BULLSHIT ON THAT.]

Since when do YOU miss out on the Link?

audio;

[sciencetank]

Where on Cybertron have you been!

[Video]

[winged_knight]

[Distracting? Magnus? Oooookay.]

Ultra Magnus, I'm glad to hear you're well.

Things have been, well, interesting of late. Drift is compiling a more thorough report but I can give you a short briefing if you like? What was the last bit of news you heard?

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Eeeequally suspicious]

Are you all right, Ultra Magnus? If you need someone to check you out, I should be available.

Either way, I'm sure you've all ready been updated on all the goings-on around here. Vandal is missing, Ramjet has beaten Vector Prime within an inch of his life, Tarn has arrived, and who knows what else sort of mess is happening. After a confrontation with Pharma, he is now in jail, but you probably all ready know that.

1/2 VIDEO

[raceme]

ULTRA MAGNUS!

[video]

[drpaperairplanesmd]

[Oh, you sound so official!] I'm guessing you're part of the local law enforcement? You're one of the "good" robots?

I'm Martha, and I just arrived here, and during a rather explosive time. Is it always crazy like this? [she shakes her head] Either way, I know there's not much I can do as a human, but I am a doctor. If there is anything I can help out with, I'd like to.

I haven't heard much in regards to any medical facilities. I'd like to find one, and see if I can offer my services.

[locked and whirl]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[...after creeping on the other replies because Whirl.]

Sounds like you could use some volunteer bodyguards.

[Behold: Whirl. Bodyguard sounds way better than 'nanny'. ]