[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

[Video]

[organ_pharming]

You're alive.

[Video] Just so you can see his sneer

[my_own_trope]

And you are...?

[Have they met? Should he know remember you? He's kind of having a hard time dealing with where he is right now since his brain is so full of FUCK, has everything just been some crazy fever dream?

This doesn't look like Kansas...]

Re: [Video] Just so you can see his sneer

[organ_pharming]

Somewhat disappointed.

Liege was going to let me use your body for experimental purposes.

[KER-PRIVATE]

[my_own_trope]

Looks like you'll have to keep your hands to yourself.

[And then he snaps this into private mode because YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH HIS BODY THEN HE DOES.]

How long were you waiting?

Re: [KER-PRIVATE]

[organ_pharming]

For now.

[He tips his head to one side, thinking.] Around 2 months. Though I myself was gone for a bit.

I haven't seen stasis lock as deep as yours since the famous Icebot case.

[my_own_trope]

Unless you're showering me with gifts first, you can expect that "for now" to last you.

[Starscream, don't say that. You make it sound like you're easy... Wait never mind. You probably are]

2 months!? Thats--

[Not impossible given he's pretty sure he's acquired 2 months of pseudo-memories or something... but...???]

And my body remained here?

[organ_pharming]

[If by 'gifts' you mean a needle full of sedative in the neck, then sure.]

Is that really so surprising? It's not as if it could have gone flying off or anything.

[my_own_trope]

[Hot. Take him, he's all yours.]

...

Right. Yes of course. Thank you for that expert opinion, Doctor. What did you say your name was again?

[organ_pharming]

[Expert is right. Not like a certain red car you keep employing for some reason.]

Pharma. Would you be willing to undergo an examination?

[my_own_trope]

It seems all the medics here are trying to get their hands on me. I'm irresistible I know, but why the sudden interest? Something you're not telling me my dear Pharma?

[organ_pharming]

I assure you, my interest is entirely professional. Being in stasis for that long may have severely effected your systems in a way that is not obvious at this moment.

[You seem gullible and he wants to play around in your innards.]

[my_own_trope]

[Sounds legit.
Sounds worryingly legit.]

I think we should run through a few questions to determine your aptitude before I go handing myself over.
So: Autobot or Decepticon?

[organ_pharming]

[A Starscream is trying to determine his aptitude? Now that's rich.]

[He rolls his optics but complies.] Autobot. Can we just skip to the part where I inform you that I've done a four-way fuel pump transplant while being one of the donors myself?

[And no, he will never stop bragging about that.]

[my_own_trope]

Oh, I see. You're the delusional type of medic.

[4-way fuel pump while being a donor. Yeah right.]