[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

[Video]

[thankyou4myheart]

Starscream?

...it's Thursday.

[And after checking the cell he was supposed to be in...]

Where are you?

[perma-Audio]

[my_own_trope]

It shouldn't be a "Thursday" yet.

Are you sure it's not... [he counts on his fingers] a "Sunday?" Or wait, maybe "Monday?"

[Because it was a Sunday... 3 months ago...]

Who are you anyway? I'm not surprised word of my genius has spread, but I can't say the same for you.

[perma-Video] Deckard prefers to face people (he likes that they face him too but hey XD)

[thankyou4myheart]

been here about a month and a half now.  My name is Deckard.

Video

[uknowuwantmebaby]

It's Christmas, Mr. Scrooge!

[perma-Audio]

[my_own_trope]

That's Mr. Commander Starscream to you.

[Wait... does he still get to be a commander if there is no army?? Is there no army?? Does that still count? Did that actually happen here? Did that actually happen anywhere???]

Video

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ok, Mr. Commander Scrooge.

How were those spirits of Christmas past?

[At this rate he's just screwing with the Decepticon.]

audio;

[redshirtrobot]

How did I know you weren't dead?

[He knew they should have lit your body on fire just in case DX]

Is Fracas without a mask and still in new paint?

[my_own_trope]

[Who are you? You looks sorta familiar... but not really???]

That's a good question. How DID you know?

[Because right now he doesn't know ANYTHING. IS THIS THE REAL WORLD? OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY?]

Indeed he is! Forever de-masked and teal

[redshirtrobot]

[It's the sarcasm isn't it. Or them having spoken before. It's totally that and not at all the general shape of his... him.]

Because somehow you've always come back despite the odds.

[And despite Megatron. AND YOUR ZOMBIE-MAKING WAYS.]

[Audio]

[skylynx]

[Oh hello Starscream. Seems you are here after all.]

Starscream, you are here.

[Perma-Audio] FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

[my_own_trope]

Gah!

[It sounds like someone just stumbled into something on his end. The last thing he remembers from his crazy-fever-nightmare was you and your Predabuddies getting WAY too close.

Oh my god he saw you in his dreams, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???]

[We're staying Audio so Mr.DragonDreamboat here can't see how freaked out he is. His voice returns to dismissive.]

When did you get here... Skylynx?

[HE'S PRETTY SURE THAT'S YOUR NAME????]

[Video]

[glass_secret]

Geez, no need to shout! It's only Thursday.

[Seriously, that hurt her ears.]

[Audio]

[my_own_trope]

Thursdays...

[Not his usual method of day keeping, give him a second to count on his fingers]

It should be a "Sunday" at best.

[The last time he was conscious it was a Sunday... 3 month ago...]

[Video]

[organ_pharming]

You're alive.

[Video] Just so you can see his sneer

[my_own_trope]

And you are...?

[Have they met? Should he know remember you? He's kind of having a hard time dealing with where he is right now since his brain is so full of FUCK, has everything just been some crazy fever dream?

This doesn't look like Kansas...]

[Locked]

[deadlydoctor]

You aren't dead.[Color him impressed. Knock out doesn't sound particularly happy either.]

We do, really? Sorry, medic here. I have a busy schedule.

[Perma-Locked]

[my_own_trope]

Don't sound so happy to hear from me.

Then make time, Doctor.
Where are you?

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

Will you shut the slag up!? Some of us are attempting to do some work around here and don't need you messing up delicate procedures. If you must know, it's a Thursday.

Why in the pit do you care.

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I doubt your work is all that important; otherwise you'd have a better insulated office.

And that's none of your business.

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'm sure you've been informed on the date, but why not take a minute to visit a medic? You sound haggard.

[Because lol u ok dude?]

[Perma-audio]

[my_own_trope]

[No it's cool. Robots in his canon get winded all the time. And he's in perfect shape... for a skinny old man in heels that's been in a crazy fever-dream coma these last 2.5 months.]

Pfft. After my body too, are you? You'll have to try harder then that!

[Paranoia is a lovely thing to wake up to!]

[Voice]

[damselindistress]

I don't know who you are, but I hate you already.

[That's how you say hi as a Decepticon.]

[Perma-audio]

[my_own_trope]

And I don't care who you are Madame, but believe me. The feeling is mutual.

[That's how you ask someone for their number in Decepticon]

apologies for the late reply; video

[staresat]

[Hi Starscream. Did you think Shockwave was gone?]

[NOPE HE'S STILL AROUND.]

[Starscream just gets a muted stare. No greeting. Just the stare.]

No worries!

[my_own_trope]

[He's all at once _kinda relieved to see you, while at the same time SUPER NOT REALLY because he'd literally just been about to tell Skylynx you were dead. Seriously, he's got Skylynx on the other line and had just been putting the last touches on his appropriately tragic face.]

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You're no Soundwave so don't pretend to be. It doesn't suit you.

[He's not sure what his feelings are doing right now]