[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

[my_own_trope]

[Sounds legit.
Sounds worryingly legit.]

I think we should run through a few questions to determine your aptitude before I go handing myself over.
So: Autobot or Decepticon?

[organ_pharming]

[A Starscream is trying to determine his aptitude? Now that's rich.]

[He rolls his optics but complies.] Autobot. Can we just skip to the part where I inform you that I've done a four-way fuel pump transplant while being one of the donors myself?

[And no, he will never stop bragging about that.]

[my_own_trope]

Oh, I see. You're the delusional type of medic.

[4-way fuel pump while being a donor. Yeah right.]