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re_alignment2014-02-04 12:25 am
badboybikerbot) wrote in re_alignment2014-02-04 12:25 am
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[audio]
[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]
Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.
Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?
[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]
Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.
Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?
[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]
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[This is...]
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[This is...]
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[How does he even deal with this, anymore?]
What is the last thing you remember?
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[And here he had just been discussing how much he missed that mechanic with Power Joe. Being sick put everything in perspective.]
Thank you, but that is...not what I meant.
What is the last thing you remember about Cybertron?
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[video]
I...I understand.
[Now was not the time to burden the patrol bike with their history. He's going to have to deal with these emotions later, after the important facts had been conveyed.]
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[He switches to video.] I'm currently recovering from an illness, but I should be better within the next few days. We do have an established police headquarters.
[He sends the coordinates to your communication device, which pings.]
Has anyone spoken to you about getting the energon upgrade?
[video]
[Robots can get ILLNESSES here well that's just lovely. SURE he's concerned but right now he;s just trying to get his bearings straight.]
Yeah, that Kagerou guy mentioned something like that.
[video]
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Did Gunbike arrive with you?
Re: [video]
[Gunmax glanced around, mildly irritated. That is a very good question, McCrane.]
It better have!
[video]
[Okay, no, being sick was terrible and he never wants to go through it again. It made no sense.]
It might be in the junk pile where you landed. Usually the Acolytes do not bring anything to the temples but the person.
I could help you look.
[video]
[well if you don't count like aliens and god whales and giant mutant pandas anyway]
If I find Gunbike in a junk pile, I'm gonna have words with someone.
I wouldn't mind the help, but didn't you say you were sick or whatever?
[video]
[Gunmax was rarely predictable...and frankly the clowns and pandas weren't expected either...but at least he could understand human villains. They weren't nebulous god-forces.]
I am. I am, and the rest of the Brave Police have been insisting that I stay in the med-bay and rest.
[Please come break him out. He would never ask, but he hates laying here being useless.]
[video]
[no really there was some Weird Shit on Earth. Robot God things though? Nothing can really top that.
Don't mind Gunmax if he sounds a little amused.]
And yet here you are, offering to help. You must be really bored, huh?
[video]
[No matter how long he was here and what new friendships he made, he missed Seia the most.]
I...
I do not like being useless for long periods of time.
[He is utterly lacking stimulus.]
[video]
[Of course for him it had been pretty recent. he figured he didn't need to bring that up, McCrane clearly had a better feel for this place and it's weird timey wimey bullshit than he did.
See now Gunmax was smirking. Apparently it was time for a bad idea.]
So, you're bored. Figured as much. Well, might as well tell me where you are, then
[video]
[He is. It's nice to hear about her as if she is only a day away, instead of a year and a half.]
I am at Knock-Out's medbay.
[He sends coordiates.]
You may have to come in the back door. Do you think you can find your way?
[video]
No problem, baby! I'll figure it out when I get there.