[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Illness? Sure, whatever.

[Robots can get ILLNESSES here well that's just lovely. SURE he's concerned but right now he;s just trying to get his bearings straight.]

Yeah, that Kagerou guy mentioned something like that.

[video]

[mccrane]

It was a minor epidemic. However, I believe we are now safe, as a vaccine seems to be going around. I would recommend asking whichever medic you see for the vaccine when you go in for your energon upgrade.

...

Did Gunbike arrive with you?

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Who's ever heard of a robot getting a vaccine?

[Gunmax glanced around, mildly irritated. That is a very good question, McCrane.]

It better have!

[video]

[mccrane]

If we were to get sick on earth, I am sure Todou would have something similar to a vaccine prepared...

[Okay, no, being sick was terrible and he never wants to go through it again. It made no sense.]

It might be in the junk pile where you landed. Usually the Acolytes do not bring anything to the temples but the person.

I could help you look.

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah but we wouldn't because Earth isn't ridiculous.

[well if you don't count like aliens and god whales and giant mutant pandas anyway]

If I find Gunbike in a junk pile, I'm gonna have words with someone.

I wouldn't mind the help, but didn't you say you were sick or whatever?

[video]

[mccrane]

It was at least predictable. Present company excluded, of course.

[Gunmax was rarely predictable...and frankly the clowns and pandas weren't expected either...but at least he could understand human villains. They weren't nebulous god-forces.]

I am. I am, and the rest of the Brave Police have been insisting that I stay in the med-bay and rest.

[Please come break him out. He would never ask, but he hates laying here being useless.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

It had it's moments.

[no really there was some Weird Shit on Earth. Robot God things though? Nothing can really top that.

Don't mind Gunmax if he sounds a little amused.]

And yet here you are, offering to help. You must be really bored, huh?

[video]

[mccrane]

Could I ask how Seia was doing, when you saw her last?

[No matter how long he was here and what new friendships he made, he missed Seia the most.]

I...

I do not like being useless for long periods of time.

[He is utterly lacking stimulus.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Ah? She was fine, last I saw her. Busy being a badass, the usual.

[Of course for him it had been pretty recent. he figured he didn't need to bring that up, McCrane clearly had a better feel for this place and it's weird timey wimey bullshit than he did.

See now Gunmax was smirking. Apparently it was time for a bad idea.]

So, you're bored. Figured as much. Well, might as well tell me where you are, then

[video]

[mccrane]

I am so glad.

[He is. It's nice to hear about her as if she is only a day away, instead of a year and a half.]

I am at Knock-Out's medbay.

[He sends coordiates.]

You may have to come in the back door. Do you think you can find your way?

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

[Coordinates GET, Gunmax just smiles like a douchebag and gives McCrane a little salute]

No problem, baby! I'll figure it out when I get there.